We haven't had a contest in a while. This is open to anyone who can read this.

Let's see who can come up with the best, original, composite sin comprising as many components of the new ones as you can, as well as the old classics.

Bonus points for originality, narrative, style, and of course depravity.

Extra bonus points for accompanying pictures

What should your entries look like - well for starters it should definitely be SINFUL! SINNNNNN. IMMORAL? YES! UNGODLY? OF COURSE! TASTELESS, WITHOUT A DOUBT - but nothing illegal.

Winner gets a gift certificate to Hot Topic.. Accessory store and clothing shop TO THE DAMNED.

For serious.

Winner to be determined by a simple majority vote of disinterested and bored Killoggers. In the event of a tie nobody gets anything. In the event that nobody cares, someone will get everything. In the event upon the posting of your newly invented sin that hell's own maw opens gaping, and the archangel MICHAEL himself rushes forth to thrust you preciptiously into the very bowels of Satan's chief domain , what favor could my paltry gift bestow to you? my friend, YOU HAVE WON THE GRAND PRIZE.

Offer void in New Hampshire.