brandon [email] said at 12:40 PM 12-17-2007: I thought this was... not real at first
From Hasbro's website:
Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water! It’s a double blast attack that’ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!
Air-powered blaster lets you drench your opponents with powerful blasts of water or globs of gooey bio-ooze!
Hit targets up to 35 feet away with a 27-ounce water-supply capacity or up to 20 feet away with a 10-ounce bio-ooze capacity!
Blaster comes with 10-ounce cartridge of bio-ooze. Color of product and packaging may vary. (I guess it depends on your diet and whether you smoke).
The poor schmuck who was stuck writing this copy must have been fit to be tied.
"Here's your your assignment Antoine, we've got this new super-soaker, and we need a blurb for the web. But the angle we're taking is a little new, a little edgy, a little "avant garde". You really came through for us with the Nerf Sybian and the Jack Rabbit Lawn Darts. But what we're going to need you to do is write up today is, well, we need some Child porn. Yep. That's right: Make it nasty. But be real sneaky about it. No, no, they can't charge you for innuendo, as long as it's ambiguous. Officially, yes, we're marketing this to kids, but, we see a lot of cross-over in the creepy-pedo and the crypto-pedo demographics. Thanks, I'll need your copy on my desk tomorrow."
brandon [email] said at 4:54 PM 12-17-2007: I'm actually more disturbed by this than I am by two girls one cup.
By the way, for a good time, watch reactions to two girls one cup on youtube. Viewing it actually induces vomiting in one South-African guy. I timed it, and I think it was the point where she's rolling that brown peanut around with her tongue that set him off.
brandon [email] said at 3:32 PM 12-19-2007: I was ok until they started vomiting on each other. I have this thing about large amounts of spit and saliva. Makes me ill.
