brandon [email] said at 11:47 PM 12-16-2007: Sometimes I dislike seeing pictures of Kara, because it reminds me that I will never in my life see a more attractive woman than she. Also, it reminds me of how old, and cracked in the face I've become. Also, it pains me to know that I'm inevitably going to write something like this, which is embarrassing for a dude my age.
brandon [email] said at 2:13 PM 12-17-2007: No problem. Thank you for continuing on in your improbable and random fulfillment of the archetypical benchmarks for my conception of the PGOAT.
edSkeleton said at 1:04 AM 12-17-2007: josh [email] said at 2:54 PM 11-03-2003:
bibbly: WTF happened to killoggs!?
josh: huh?
bibbly: have you seen killoggs this morning?
josh: it wont load for me
bibbly: dude, it's been hacked!
bibbly: its' all fucked up!
josh: how so?
bibbly: somebody changed the shit out of it
bibbly: crazy style
bibbly: seriously
bibbly: it says "hacked by russian peezz"
bibbly: whatever that shit is
bibbly: the posts are all crazy
bibbly: and different
josh: thats crazy!
bibbly: i'm not joking
bibbly: somone has taken over killoggs
bibbly: and it is nutz
josh: hmm, i cant really do anything until i get home from work. our internet is weird here
bibbly: trust me, you'll be getting calls all day
bibbly: i can't even describe how fucked it is
bibbly: you'll have to see it for yourself
josh: what does it look like?
josh: hmm
bibbly: instead of saying 'killoggs' on the top
bibbly: it has a picture of a box of grits
bibbly: and ted dansons face
bibbly: there are all new posts
bibbly: of gross shit
bibbly: well, kinda gross
bibbly: some funny
josh: ted danson's face? what?
bibbly: i'm serious!
josh: wait, and grits?
bibbly: go to another computer and check it out
bibbly: grits and ted dansons face!
josh: ill try at lunch, maybe the library will work
bibbly: it's got new graphics and everything
bibbly: it's got a background of elephants bathing themselves
bibbly: and dancing pigs
bibbly: "Hacked by Russians 4 Peeez."
bibbly: it says
bibbly: the first post is a picture of spiderman with a dick drawn on him
josh: wait, there are dancing pigs on our page?
bibbly: there is embedded midi too
josh: WHAT
josh: what song?
bibbly: i'm serious, someone took your shit over
josh: thats totally crazy.. they say they are russians?
bibbly: it prompted me to download quicktime
bibbly: all it says is "Hacked by Russians 4 Peeaz.
bibbly: with two little bombs next to it
bibbly: you really have to see this
bibbly: here:
bibbly wants to send file killoggs-new-logo-cropped.gif: here is the new killoggs logo
bibbly: you there?
josh declined request; the file will not be sent.
josh: sorry calls
josh: i cant accept files firewall. email it
bibbly: ok
josh : josh@_________
bibbly: done
josh: danke
bibbly: and thats just the logo
bibbly: you should see the rest of the site
josh: that is crazy
bibbly: yup
bibbly: wait till you see the rest!
josh: i wonder who did it?
bibbly: russians
bibbly: i don't know
bibbly: but they have to have spent a LOT of time doing it
josh: is there a lot of stuff?
bibbly: tons
bibbly: every post is different
bibbly: on the front page
bibbly: they even got into the gentlemans club
josh: wait, they made posts?
bibbly: yes
josh: what do they say?!
bibbly: different pictures
bibbly: i don't know if the posts themselves are different
bibbly: but the pictures on the posts are
bibbly: for instance
bibbly: there is a post from you that says: I found my blockage
bibbly: and it has a picture of a colonoscopy with jesus christ in it
josh: WHAT? that sounds pretty funny actually
bibbly: all of the posts are different
bibbly: it is funny
bibbly: it's funny as hell
bibbly: but strange
bibbly: i really hope i'm not hallucinating this
josh: man, thats weird
josh: i wonder if it underachievers
bibbly: maybe
josh: trying to get back at us for being more popular
bibbly: perhaps
bibbly: whoever it was spent a hell of a lot of time doing it
josh: our site is really better... but i guess theres hasnt been hacked
bibbly: cause there must be at least 25 new posts
josh: wait, there are posts.... tahts more than the front page?
bibbly: no, just the front page
bibbly: i think
josh: how about news? journals? the sidebar?
bibbly: all still there
bibbly: untouched
bibbly: but covered in dancing pigs
josh: hmm
bibbly: and elephants
josh: wait, elephants as well?
bibbly: yup
bibbly: elephants bathing themselves
josh: like, a video?
bibbly: you really have to see it to belive it
bibbly: yes
bibbly: the pigs dance and the elephants spray water on themselvers
josh: are you making this up?
bibbly: no, i am not
josh: this sounds really farfetched
bibbly: call Kara
bibbly: she has posted about it
bibbly: and Sonny
bibbly: i mean she has responded about it
bibbly: i am not joking about this
bibbly: HACKED BY RUSSiaNz 4 PEECE!!!1 USA dog phreaKErz can't stOP SLAVIX SKILLLLZZZ!!!1!!!! LOL
josh: okay, i believe you. cricket was saying something about it too and craig
bibbly: that is what is says on the bottom
josh: the elephants is just weird
josh: "slavix"?
bibbly: maybe that is the hacker
josh: ah, yeah that makes sense
josh: do a google search on that name maybe
bibbly: I guess you could find it kind of flattering maybe
bibbly: i mean that someone
josh: see if anything else comesup,we can find him maybe
bibbly: would take so much time to hack
josh: true. i hope they didnt delete anything
bibbly: Slavix
josh: are all the old posts still there it seems?
bibbly: admin@slavix.tk
josh: did you find anything on slavix?
bibbly: slavix@tiscali.it
josh: well just email me the list
josh: i dont want to contact anyone til i see the hack
bibbly: indeed
bibbly: a search for 'slavix' does turn up some shit in russian
bibbly: so maybe there is a connection
bibbly: regardless
bibbly: keep me posted
bibbly: and go see that shit when you get a sec
josh: will do man, thanks for the help
josh: maybe ill go to kinkos
bibbly: good luck
josh: thanks!
bibbly: peace!
bibbly signed off at 10:11:56 AM.
josh [email] said at 2:04 AM 12-17-2007: hahaha what a dickmove:
josh: i wonder if it underachievers
bibbly: maybe
josh: trying to get back at us for being more popular
bibbly: perhaps
bibbly: whoever it was spent a hell of a lot of time doing it
josh: our site is really better... but i guess theres hasnt been hacked
kara [email] said at 11:38 AM 12-17-2007: After my two mixed drinks and a beer I was really sick the next day. I had planned on working on jewelry but I felt too barfy and had a splitting headache (I guess a few glasses of water before bed was pointless) Yes I got away with 4 drinks on movienight but I guess it's all a fucking game of roulette.
I probably won't be drinking again for a long time. Like if I'm ready to be sick for a day.
I feel kind of retarded, like it seems like I stopped drinking because of Mike but really I just cut back drinking because of him and now am unable to tolerate any alcohol.
It's been a big bummer but at least he can kind of sympathize in a way. He definitely had nothing against me drinking.
I can't remember what I did on new years 2004/05 when I was recovering, but I guess this is going to be a sober New Years eve for the first time I can remember.
So I want to make up for it by waking up and making a big ole brunch.
josh [email] said at 12:17 PM 12-17-2007: assuming i am in the bmore and not out of town i am 100% down with a big brunch. i could provide orange juice and raw ingredients. no cooking.
