I was looking for a file today on a shared common drive at work. I came across a PROvCONs document and was curious. The text within is too funny not to share.

PROS:
1. I know him and feel comfortable.
2. We’re good friends.
3. Action is SO good and fun.
4. Deep down I think he’s a good person.
5. We have good conversations.
6. We do fun things together like go to the mountains.
7. Has a motorcycle, which is cool.
8. I know he actually cares about me, which is a nice feeling.
9. Nice to have someone (him) to sleepover with.
10. Gained lots of weight recently which is a GOOD thing.
11. Is pretty sensitive and passionate, which is nice sometimes, like especially during action or just times when he decides that he likes me. (ie, hugs me and won’t let me go for like 10 minutes for real)

CONS:
1. JERK. (selfish)
2. Likes another girl.
3. Flaky/ wishy-washy.
4. Too girly/whiny.
5. Has too may “issues”.
6. Very self-obsessed with his own issues.
7. Makes weird immature faces at me that are NOT HOT.
8. WAY too influenced by friends and family.
9. Not strong enough (see point above).
10. Bad posture.
11. Doesn’t like cool music.
12. Likes country music WAY too much.
13. Chews tobacco.
14. Thinks he’s an alcoholic and obsesses about it.
15. Probably IS an alcoholic.
16. Acts crazy when he’s wasted, not himself - BIG red flag.
17. Only dresses cool because some girl bought him cool clothes at the beginning of this year.
18. Hates going into places (i.e. stores) that are too bright and too loud.
19. Forgets/loses/misplaced things WAY too often.
20. BAD (not aggressive) driver.
21. Takes too long to get anywhere because he always has to go back home cause he forgets something.
22. Doesn’t work out – Not the BEST butt I’ve seen on a boy. (LOL)
23. Gets lost driving all the time.
24. His brother(s) don’t like me.
25. Immature, especially when drinking….
26. Stalker tendencies (i.e. the 40 calls at houseboating and during Stampede)
27. VERY messy room (worse than mine).
28. Bad posture - for some reason that really bothers me so it counts as 2 cons.