amanda [email] said at 7:49 PM 03-12-2007: Happy Birthday, Abbsworth! The Village of Abbsworth in will be sent a shipment of iron, clay, and timber in your honour. May it afford you a couple of 40s of Mead.
rick [email] said at 10:06 PM 03-12-2007: It is inappropriate to quoff Schlitz Blue Bull while not in the immediate vicinity of a liquor store and/or service station and/or wearing a tank top.
evan [email] said at 11:45 PM 03-12-2007: if you were a good boyfriend you would have got her a cake from that place where that the guy from food network owns and makes fancy cakes.