As I hunch over this keyboard with a tit in my face, I can say that tonight was a night that felt like what one cound consider a "mixer," and also I've also been asked a bajillion itimmes, "Are you here for the 'young benefactor's' function?"

the open bar sucked.

fuck the Smithsonian.

being on the metro intoxicated was quite an experience.

I'm gonna watch Battlestar Galactica.