I walked into my sister's place in Baltimore, and couldn't open the door.

I'm housesitting until thursday, and supposed to keep the place, uh... safe?

Earlier my sister told me about her new roomie, and that I should keep her company. She was really excited cause we're the same age, and that we'd get along well.

Little did I know, that to get into my sisters, I'd have to shove my sister's new roommate out of the way.

She was passed out in front of the door, like she chose to. I dragged her onto the couch while facing resistance and being cursed out like I was kicking someone out of a bar.

I threw her down after getting slapped across the face.
"Can you hear me?"
"I can. I HATE YOU."
"What?"
"I hate youuuu.......," and she trailed off into slumberland.

Bubbleguts hit me.
I ran to the bathroom and pissed out of my ass for a while.
I could periodicaly hear her moan, "HELP ME!" but after I ran out to help her, she just greeted me with a talk-to-the-hand motion.
I continued to release my brown demons, ignoring her babbling.

I called two people for advice. I got this:

A) Wear a rubber so they can't trace the semen. The black demon generally leave the small prostitutes exclaiming loudly.

and

B) She'll probably blow you if she wakes up next to a trash can and a glass of water. Just sayin'.

Not exactly looking for a beej, I'm gonna go with "B."

I'll post pics later.