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Dear Killoggs,
Please help me decide if this is a good idea or a bad one.

Tonight I took my girlfriend (for our six month anniversary) to the first game of the A's vs. Detroit American League Division Series. It was pretty awesome except for the fact that the A's lost. They lost in true Athletics fashion, though, and kept the game lively with a mix of tight play, foolish mistakes, blown umpire calls, and last minute chances. Blame Zito, or Jiminez and Bradley, or the Oakland zeitgeist of mixed opportunities... but this is not my point.

My point is: people started leaving in the seventh inning. I was mortified.
We were only 5 runs down! Hell, I don't care if we're 20 runs down!
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't piss into the wind, AND YOU DON'T LEAVE A BALL GAME EARLY. Sorry for shouting.

Especially, you don't leave a nationally televised pennant game. That's just wrong. It's unpatriotic. It's heretical, blasphemous, and unamerican. It's disgraceful.

Would a full stadium crowd at the bottom of the ninth guaranteed a last ditch rally for four runs to win? Maybe not. Would it have weighed on the idiot umpire who called the runner out at first? Probably. Would it have made a small bit of difference in a game measured by small moments? Absolutely.

So I'm thinking that tomorrow night I'm going to stand outside the main exit (I don't have tickets) with a large sign that says:

WHEN YOU LEAVE THE GAME EARLY,
THE TERRORISTS WIN.


Good idea? Bad idea? I'm open for further advice, better slogan suggestions, and yay/nay votes. I just feel that something must be done.


[ posted by jake at 10/11/2006 03:16:55 AM ]
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seipp [email] said at 10:43 AM 10-11-2006:
YAY

leaving a baseball game early is so f'n wrong.
shelly [email] said at 11:53 AM 10-11-2006:
I don't see anything wrong with leaving early if you aren't entertained. I'm really sick of the idea that communities owe something to the sports teams that reside there.
    jake [email] said at 3:03 PM 10-11-2006:
    As far as community "debt" to teams--I agree with you. I might be saddened if there were unsold seats for such a big game, but I wouldn't be angry at the people that didn't buy them.

    But I think if you do buy tickets to a baseball game, especially a big historic game like this, I think you make a commitment to staying through to the end. That's the ritual. That's the culture. Nobody made you buy the ticket.

    On entertainment--I think people who can only be entertained if their team is winning are morally weak and psychologically inferior.
      ed [email] said at 3:19 PM 10-11-2006:
      So if I buy a ticket to a movie, am I morally obligated to sit through it, even if I don't find it to my liking?

      I have left games early, usually because they were on a weeknight, and I'm not gonna sit around and watch my team lose the game ending at 10:30, with me getting home at 11:30 and getting up at 5:30 to go to work. I'll listen to the rest of the game on the way home from the park, but I'M paying THEM for the seat - they're not paying ME to stay in it til the end of the game. I'll leave when I want.
myriam [email] said at 11:57 AM 10-11-2006:
Maybe they're so stupid it takes them 7 innings to remember that baseball is fucking boring as hell.
    jake [email] said at 3:04 PM 10-11-2006:
    Would you mind removing a few of those nails before you continue hitting me in the head with your wooden plank of snark?
art [email] said at 11:58 AM 10-11-2006:
You should do it and set up a camera somewhere so that we can all watch people's reactions to your sign
christian [email] said at 12:04 PM 10-11-2006:
its no secret that oakland fans suck. are you really that surprised or offended?
    jake [email] said at 3:20 PM 10-11-2006:
    I wasn't surprised but I was depressed.

    The last time we were at the Division series it wasn't like this.

    And it's not Oakland fans--it's shitty out of town people who have money to buy tickets.

    Okay, I like to think they're from out of town. But they're definitely not fans.
jake [email] said at 8:21 PM 10-11-2006:
COUGHchampionshipserieCOUGH
jake [email] said at 1:26 PM 10-12-2006:
Update:

It was fun for a minute, and I got a lot of chuckles from the tailgate crowd outside. Unfortunately, my nose exploded with snot after the sun went down, so I had to retreat before the real early-leaver crowd began. I do not think there is irony there.
dave [email] said at 3:36 PM 10-12-2006:
is this like when people leave church after communion?
myriam [email] said at 4:32 PM 10-12-2006:
You should have titled this "they came to collect a shitload of money for sitting on a bench for the better part of 3 hours, so you should pay a shitload of money to do the same, dammit"
    myriam [email] said at 4:33 PM 10-12-2006:
    "and once it's over you can both whine about your experiences"
    jake [email] said at 9:12 PM 10-12-2006:
    Why do you hate america, Myriam?

    Seriously though, I get the feeling that your argument/beef is with someone other than me...

    Maybe your just jealous about people that actually do get paid on time?


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