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katie

What is wrong with this place?

Jesus, Killoggs, come on! You're so boring lately. I'm counting on you to relieve the doldrums of my domesticity, stuck in the house chained to the baby as I am, but you're letting me down. I crave laugh-out-loud links, mean-spirited political discourse, and of course much more sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Not the kind of rock and roll you have to live in New York City to know about, though.

This morning arond 4am when I was changing a diaper, my son shat in my face. That's what I get for getting too close. I didn't want to turn on the lights and wake up my husband, so I was changing him by the light of the TV, and as I was inspecting his little asshole for klingons, he made a funny squeaking sound, scrunched up his face, and let loose with a projectile shit right into mommy's face. And all I could do was laugh.

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[ posted by katie at 08/29/2006 03:38:51 PM ]
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josh [email] said at 3:52 PM 08-29-2006:
i have not beeing doing my daily internet link fest lately. others can feel free to do so in my stead. perhaps you.

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katie [email] said at 3:55 PM 08-29-2006:
i don't know where the cool stuff is.
that's what i'm counting on y'all for.
alls i know is homestar runner and the kitty cat dance.

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brianbibbly [email] said at 3:52 PM 08-29-2006:
And people wonder why I am less than enthusiastic about children.

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katie [email] said at 3:57 PM 08-29-2006:
they're made to be really cute on purpose, so that when they shit in your face you don't throw them against a wall the way you would with a cat.

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brianbibbly [email] said at 4:01 PM 08-29-2006:
That's a pretty good defense mechanism.

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kara [email] said at 5:01 PM 08-29-2006:
There was some legitimate psychological theory about facial proportions and all this stuff.
Lucky for me I am somehow immune to it and don't find human babies to be remotely cute.
Well, Asian babies are sometimes kinda cute.

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art [email] said at 5:04 PM 08-29-2006:
Well, Asian babies are sometimes kinda cute.

A crack in the armor...

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brianbibbly [email] said at 5:19 PM 08-29-2006:
Asians aren't humans.

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katiejay said at 12:10 AM 08-30-2006:
it's because of the huge eyes. it's the same reason, biologically, that we find puppies and kittens and asian cartoons really cute - the disproportionately huge eyes.

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kiche [email] said at 4:05 PM 08-29-2006:
rock and roll you have to live in new york city to know about is the only rock and roll i know about.

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art [email] said at 4:11 PM 08-29-2006:
That's a typical commie comment from a pinko liberal america hating godless baby killing soldier hating democrap

(Katie wanted mean-spirited political wrangling)

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milky [email] said at 7:43 PM 08-29-2006:
Um...this post sucks!

(my contribution at lively discussion)

or...

*yawn*

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art [email] said at 8:38 PM 08-29-2006:
No one's biting. Killoggs has been neutered

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milky [email] said at 8:43 PM 08-29-2006:
Where's Gen when you need her to look down her nose at people, accuse me of shit, masturbate to Weezer, or call me an addict?!

Art, the world's comin' to an end, I tells ya.

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josh [email] said at 9:32 AM 08-30-2006:
i think we're pst meta killoggs discussions at this point.

or are we?

killoggs is in it's comfortable middle age. we come here for the fappy comics, mostly.

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art [email] said at 9:45 AM 08-30-2006:
probably. but like a chronic case of hemmorhoids you never know when they will flare up

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milky [email] said at 10:06 AM 08-30-2006:
Yeah. We are.

There's not much to be said that hasn't already been covered previously.

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kiche [email] said at 9:00 PM 08-29-2006:
i'm pretty sure this has been posted before, but:

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kate [email] said at 11:10 PM 08-29-2006:
i can't look at him without thinking of ben. i mean, i guess that just means he did a good job on his halloween costume.

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kara [email] said at 12:59 AM 08-30-2006:
i post this every chance i get.
I HATE YOU CLOWN

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Bob said at 12:37 AM 08-30-2006:
further evidence for what I've already been given to understand-- parenthood desensitizes one to bodily secretions.

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kiche [email] said at 1:40 AM 08-31-2006:
here is some non-new york rock music:

what is wrong with you people?

stop that right now.

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kiche [email] said at 1:45 AM 08-31-2006:
more:

kiche [email] said at 1:47 AM 08-31-2006:
what i attempted to post above was so horrible, killoggs wouldn't let me post it.

i will try one last time: