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myriam

Before the Headbutt Heard Round The World

french military defeats

We may not have won but at least I made it on TV!
And the interviewer told the cameraman to get a shot of my muscles, saying "she is jacked!" (?)

And here we have one thing I will be missing when I leave Boston:
where's waldo?

where's waldo?

Don't worry, buddy, the Redcoats stopped for ice cream too.

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[ posted by myriam at 07/29/2006 01:14:41 AM ]
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reggie [email] said at 8:45 AM 07-29-2006:
Yeah, your muscles. That's what they were looking at. ;)

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abby [email] said at 3:06 PM 07-29-2006:
yeah, i agree. nice rack, myriam.

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evan [email] said at 2:29 PM 07-30-2006:
i was gonna say something about that but didn't want to be a male pig dog. but i concur.

all michele and i have been doing recently is lookin at boobs. we just hang at sidewalk cafes and scope out beautiful breasts. it's summer, it's hot, and they are out en masse. i love having a girlfriend who shares my love for boobs. good stuff.

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abby [email] said at 3:06 PM 07-29-2006:
recreationists, lol!

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max [email] said at 12:18 AM 07-30-2006:
My corn crop was delicious this year, but next year I think I will grow tomatoes.

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ed [email] said at 8:04 AM 07-30-2006:
She's is racked!

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dianne [email] said at 9:10 AM 07-30-2006:
Once at work, I returned to my desk after a break and my boss, a raging chauvinist, looked up and said, "You got a rack."

I stopped dead and stared at him. Oh no, he did NOT say that! I thought.

"Yeah, it just came in," he said, looking at me funny.

It just came in? Wtf? It's been there since I was 13.

Then I realized -- it was the name of a story he gave me to edit. Iraq. You got Iraq.

Nice Iraq, Myriam.

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marcia [email] said at 3:26 PM 07-30-2006:
HA HA HA!

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anthony [email] said at 7:29 PM 07-30-2006:
the italian deserved it

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myriam [email] said at 9:25 AM 07-31-2006:
I really think he was indicating my muscles! I was making fists at the time.

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art [email] said at 11:51 AM 07-31-2006:
Keep telling yourself that, dear :) He no doubt was impressed by your muscles but was probably looking at the whole sandwich, not just the mustard

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rick [email] said at 2:58 PM 07-31-2006:
In your defense, oh muscle bully Miriam, your anterior deltoids and forearm muscles around the ulna (which I cannot remember for some reason right now) do stand out a bit.

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myriam [email] said at 3:14 PM 07-31-2006:

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rick [email] said at 3:16 PM 07-31-2006:
The ulna is in the forearm.

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myriam [email] said at 3:18 PM 07-31-2006:
Aren't those the anterior deltoids?

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rick [email] said at 3:19 PM 07-31-2006:
Yes, they are. I don't why I answered the way I did.

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myriam [email] said at 3:24 PM 07-31-2006:
Maybe the cartoon emasculation distracted you. Clearly this man should have had his arms crossed in front of him, not behind...

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rick [email] said at 3:32 PM 07-31-2006:
Maybe the outrage of the ommission between the gentleman's lower extremities caused me to misthink.

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