I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness is an incredible band name.

And by that I mean they have no credibility whatsoever.

But I do love the name.

Fuck, the internet makes it too easy to shop drunk. ayetyoonz

Don't feel slighted like my DS Lite did.

I am obsessed with Magnetica

And Tequila

And Tika Masala of the chicken variety

And the chicken variety of all things that come in "Chicken"

Unless it comes in "Beef" or "Miso"

BLACK HEART PROCESSON IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER [new album is great and live show is great as always]

So, I have to designate Monday nights as my designated [drunken] back-to-the-internet night of nights. Yes, my social anxiety has been relegated the necessity to drink before going on the internet. This is bad. Michael Jackson Bad. Which now means - Bad. RELEGATED, I said!

--this until football season at least, because I do have ESPN and fuck Disney for breaking the tradition at ABC but... well... I do have ESPN so, what, I'm gonna fight for the cableless dudes? No. They should go to a sports bar like normal people.

Mavericks! Not that I ever cared about Dallas or Texas but--Nowitzki! Even though he's been not playing well you just gotta love a SEVEN FOOT GERMAN in the NBA who can handle the ball, and wish he would win a title. Shaq is Shaq freak-of-nature and he'd already got rings and needs some humility and Wade is incredible--and by that i mean totally credible but a fucking freak of basketball nature too--but he could wait another year. Mavericks! Win 2 at home, Mavericks.

Sometimes I pee in the kitchen sink when Courtney's not here.

I met Killoggs Jess the other day (as opposed to the day you were thinking). She is a lovely button of vintage qualities. Warning, things are closer than they appear.