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DIRTFARM #79: Serious Artist?

[ posted by Bendependent at 05/10/2006 02:55:57 PM ]
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art [email] said at 3:06 PM 05-10-2006:
Wow dude. You nailed this one. The pirate is over the top. Nothing like a little Bambi head to ready a pirate for plunder
josh [email] said at 3:08 PM 05-10-2006:
this one has a good combo of inside jokes, pop culture references and gross out humor. + cheerful cynicism
    Bendependent [email] said at 3:31 PM 05-10-2006:
    sad thing is, i could go on for pages and pages with this topic.

    some of the extra stuff will probably resurface later though. I want to do an Employee Handbook guide to freelancing eventually...
      kara [email] said at 3:49 PM 05-10-2006:
      I can't decide whether to show this to co-workers or not
        Bendependent [email] said at 4:10 PM 05-10-2006:
        i've been considering making slightly edited versions of these for that reason. i know that's lame, but I may have to do this anyway if I want to get it into more papers...
jake [email] said at 3:08 PM 05-10-2006:
Is it so difficult to categorize your posts as "dirtfarm," Ben?

Must you constantly find new ways to prove your independence by breaking killoggs? Don't you love Josh at all?
nathan [email] said at 3:20 PM 05-10-2006:
This is a comic you can bank on - it's too rich, and right on the money!
brandon [email] said at 3:31 PM 05-10-2006:
You got her teeth just right. Bambi and Turtle snowball. Awesome.
Bendependent [email] said at 3:50 PM 05-10-2006:
p.s. here's the fine print in case you don't feel like making your eyes bleed:

What we experience here in this piece is the “classic” if not all too “cliché” depiction of the dichotomy between the inherent struggle of an artist and his environment. Claassen (the third) has placed you, the viewer, in the driver’s seat (if you will) of life in a Postmodern art world with this satire of what it means to become a “serious artist”.

But why would he make this? Is he attempting to raise some sort of lame consciousness by juxtaposing “art” with “commerce”? Did he make this for mere shock value? Is he simply purging his frustrated emotions on us in a pathetic display of narcissistic psychotherapy? Perhaps you might ask yourself how I would even know, seeing as I am also mixed up in this chaotic world of raw experience. Got me, dude? I’m just happy to be here with my wine and condescending glare. I really have no idea why someone would spend so much time on something that yields very little in the way of monetary fruit...
myriam [email] said at 4:15 PM 05-10-2006:
This is pure awesome.
seth [email] said at 11:11 PM 05-10-2006:
Hey, at least you have something to show for your self-abuse. I'd take a cheezy bambi over a stupid web form any day.
reggie [email] said at 8:40 AM 05-11-2006:
I have but one thing to say: ACCORDION.


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