meredith [email] said at 2:08 PM 04-30-2006: Well maybe you should put something in the 'how to use Killoggs' thing about it. I was all "Oh look, I can copy and paste this link and put it on my website! I shall do so!"
brandon [email] said at 10:40 PM 05-01-2006: oh really, then why are you always calling me about your laundry? Huh, Meredith? Why do you always call about the laundry?
brandon [email] said at 10:47 PM 05-01-2006: I dunno. Linus and I once cleared a room. I mean, really cleared it. Where there once was a thriving, um, throng of hipster enthusiasm, there was, at the end of our Magnetic Fields duet, a barren wasteland of self-accusing suck. It was mostly my fault, so I drowned myself in liquor and fat girls to forget.
meredith [email] said at 10:50 PM 05-01-2006: Hm. The woman did tell me to 'behave myself' before I went to sing Sweet Child O' Mine. I mean, seriously, what exactly was I going to do?
Perhaps they were threatened because we would say 'Fun Squad! ASSEMBLE!!!' and have a throng of enthusiastic dancers run up to the stage and cheer us on each time one of us was up there.
brandon [email] said at 10:57 PM 05-01-2006: oh wow.
really?
man.
I would have been Peter that night.
"Surely you are the same man that came in with them?"
"No, I know them not!"
Then, huddled in the bathroom the cock would crow, and I would weep.
But I gotta pay the rent somehow.
Anyway, much like my first time in bed, my first time karaoking taught me that I lack a certain "mic control" and the results are disappointing for all involved.
meredith [email] said at 11:20 PM 05-01-2006: You would have surely been better than Bud. An obvious regular who 'sang' flatly , quietly and with no enthusiasm no less than four times. In fact, certain members of the Fun Squad took it upon ourselves to rock his "We Didn't Star The Fire" loudly on the dance floor ourselves.
rick [email] said at 11:21 PM 05-01-2006: Could have been worse. I learned the hard way that I just do not have the register to sing "Call Me" by Blondie. I will have to stick to k-fed.
brandon [email] said at 11:01 PM 05-01-2006: You've got that heroin-chic body. You ought to bring a teddy bear along next time. Of course, if you do it right, it'll be the last time, too.
