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 | julie [email] said at 7:21 PM 04-26-2006:
Can anyone respond, or just the people on Killoggs who've sucked your dick? |
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| julie [email] said at 8:52 PM 04-26-2006:
I don't really have anything to add, I just wanted to say that.
Should've spied on the LC when you had the chance. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About BJs But Were Afraid to Ask... |
 | brandon [email] said at 8:56 PM 04-26-2006:
I'm fairly certain I remember that conversation and found it inconclusive and dominated by groupthink and an aethetics-obsessed, hygienist/ swallowist faction. |
 | josh [email] said at 11:17 PM 04-26-2006:
i mailed a printout to all the killoggs males |
 | kiche [email] said at 11:36 PM 04-26-2006:
unfortunately. |
 | brandonA [email] said at 7:35 PM 04-26-2006:
it's only meaningful if preceded by bukkake stylings... |
 | abby [email] said at 8:03 PM 04-26-2006:
im not entirely sure i understand. |
 | crystal [email] said at 8:24 PM 04-26-2006:
please explain this word... i JUST heard it last saturday and my party of 2 didn't know the meaning....
bukkake |
 | kara [email] said at 8:27 PM 04-26-2006:
that's what google is for.
i'd say go with the image search on this one. |
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| brandon [email] said at 8:37 PM 04-26-2006:
Oh man. It's kind of like, someone really needs to exfoliate her face, really bad, and like, all these guys show up and pretty much, they want to help her have the best, cleanest, younging looking skin ever, especially on her face. |
katiej said at 9:10 PM 04-26-2006:
from the Wikipedia entry, in the subheader "etymology":
Indeed, bukkake is used in Japan and Tanzania to describe a type of dish where the toppings are poured on top of noodles, as in bukkake-udon and bukkake-soba.
yum |
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| kiche [email] said at 10:23 PM 04-26-2006:
bukkake is a type of soup. |
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| brandon [email] said at 8:33 PM 04-26-2006:
I'm just saying that, I like splooge to go everywhere, I like to rub it all over a chick with the alacrity of a finger-painting, first grader, yet, generally this is frowned upon. Girls seem to insist upon swallowing, but less as a signifier between like and love and more because, I don't know, they seem to disdain the dirty part of sex, stains wetspots and all - and yet - despite these obvious motivations, it seems like I'm supposed to feel as if I've been bestowed some gift, as if the very act of swallowing was a condign reminder of affection and sacrifice in the service of the other, whereas it just feels utilitarian.
I guess all I'm saying is that I want to gather your rosebuds, it's almost May.
C'mon, ladies, I want to come on your back and tits. I want ot peel off of you in the morning. Let there be saline stench between us. Let us soak. Let us steep.
It's a gift.
So, when you're swallowing? Are you swallowing because you think it's a nice thing to do? Are you swallowing because you think that we want you to swallow? Or are you worried about your egyptian cotton and grossed out by fluids?
I just want to know, what you are feeling. |
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| kiche [email] said at 8:44 PM 04-26-2006:
brandon, when you pay a woman to give you a blow job; what she does with your semen afterwards is not a "covenant" or "promise" with you. |
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| brandon [email] said at 8:52 PM 04-26-2006:
Kiche, don't be naive. You've been too long among the yanqui and his "fractional banking," my friend.
In Louisiana, a handshake is sufficient to constitute a contract. What most people don't know is that handshakes are derivative of the blowjobs.
Since, as we all know, in fact, our entire civilization is built on blow jobs. |
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| kiche [email] said at 10:15 PM 04-26-2006:
nay my friend, a hand shake is an agreement between men. a blowjob, what is a blowjob? a blowjob is nothing. it is the fast food of sex. i'm sorry, but even in louisiana, great marsh land of wal-marts and piggly wigglys, mcdonalds cannot pass for communion. |
 | myriam [email] said at 4:34 PM 04-27-2006:
best response exchange ever. |
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| brandon [email] said at 4:42 PM 04-27-2006:
Well it would have been until you pointed it out. The greater part of appreciation is discretion, Myriam. |
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| julie [email] said at 7:18 PM 04-27-2006:
So... isn't that an argument for swallowing? |
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| brandon [email] said at 7:25 PM 04-27-2006:
Possibly, it's certainly an argument for dry-cleaning. |
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| josh [email] said at 7:23 PM 04-27-2006:
vanilla sky was a not a great movie |
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| brandon [email] said at 7:26 PM 04-27-2006:
Vanilla sky made me laugh. A lot.
I don't think that was the intention. |
 | rick [email] said at 9:17 PM 04-27-2006:
The film may have been shoddy but having Cameron Diaz utter those lyrics was not. |
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| brandon [email] said at 7:31 PM 04-27-2006:
So, would more girls like to, um, talk about blowjobs, please? Because this is really a dilemma, I mean, I think about it all the time, I could use a lot of detailed, uh, pointers, to help me wrap my mind around this, oh, issue. It's really been running back and forth, to and fro, bobbing...
Look, blowjobs, let's hear about them, from the ladies. BLOW JOBS! WHOO! |
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| brandon [email] said at 3:52 AM 04-28-2006:
Hi, Killoggs ladies, we may not have spoken much recently, but, I want you to know that I'm really, actually not wearing any pants right now, in fact, the only thing I am wearing is a Ralph-Lauren bathrobe. That's right, Ralph-Lauren, only the best soft things can touch my skin, natch.
Anyway, I just want you shy birds to know that, if for any reason, fear, curiosity perhaps, need, hunger, neglect, or pure animal lust whatever, if for any reason you wish to talk about blowjobs, giving blowjobs, receiving blowjobs, observing blowjobs, interrupting blowjobs, demanding blowjobs then, I'll be watching my email like an eagle-eyed hawk in order to absorb your queries and massage out appropriate stimulating responses, that, it's my sincerest hope, will not be in any way
tense or abrupt and that will only aim to fill you with my most just thoughts and feelings on the matter. | |
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