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Geoduck



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[ posted by emily at 03/10/2006 05:46:11 PM ]
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josh [email] said at 5:48 PM 03-10-2006:
what.the fuck.
emily [email] said at 6:00 PM 03-10-2006:
Fun to dig, delicious to eat, and a goldmine on the beach! I never knew these existed.
angele [email] said at 6:01 PM 03-10-2006:
You have to explain it to me. Are they holding turtles? If not, why do the giant brown cocks have oyster-like shells... and mouths. Is that a mouth?
    craig [email] said at 6:07 PM 03-10-2006:
    When in doubt, Google.
      jake [email] said at 6:11 PM 03-10-2006:
      To the first-time observer, this clam could be considered as rather grotesque because its shell is not capable of encompassing the huge body.

      Well, no, actually, it could be considered grotesque because it is in fact grotesque. Disturbing. Lovecraftian. That kind of protruding, rippled mass of clam flesh is the very definition of grotesque.

      And no wonder killoggs will give it much love.
courtney [email] said at 6:08 PM 03-10-2006:
I always thought "Geoduck" sounded like a pokemon character.
    abby [email] said at 6:16 PM 03-10-2006:
    it is a pokemon, i think.
      abby [email] said at 6:19 PM 03-10-2006:
      in fact i'm now sure of it. geoduck is the evolution of the bumbling, yet unpredictably formidable psyduck.
        ed [email] said at 7:44 PM 03-10-2006:
        Naw, you're combining two Pokemon:
        Geodude:



        and Psyduck:



        Incidentally, Psyduck evolves into Golduck


        ...the more you know...
          jake [email] said at 7:45 PM 03-10-2006:
          Way to gay up the clampecker post, Ed.
            ed [email] said at 7:51 PM 03-10-2006:
            I didn't bring up the Pokemon, although I was tempted. However, once they were brought up, it was my duty to correct the misinformation.

            Besides, how could clampeckers be any *more* gay?
              jake [email] said at 8:07 PM 03-10-2006:
              Hey, hey, no need to defend--Oh, I forgot the exclamation mark! I was cheering you on sincerely, man. Say no to gay shame!
          abby [email] said at 10:37 PM 03-12-2006:
          golduck is what i was thinking of. similar names. he's an arrogant jerk anyway so who cares.
woody [email] said at 6:54 PM 03-10-2006:
You can buy these live at a supermarket here. I think it's used in some asian dishes. They are gross lookin and they always have their huge appendage hanging out.
brandon [email] said at 6:59 PM 03-10-2006:
When I first parsed this I thought "geode" and "duck" and that the kids were pictured here having cracked in hafl a geode with bizarre duck-wing extrusions. Then I followed Craig's link.

And vomited.

Look's like bigfoot's uncut dick.

I'm seeing some dirty uncle handing these to the kids, chuckling to himself.
katie [email] said at 7:10 PM 03-10-2006:
geoduck are DELICIOUS. it's used in more than asian cookery. obviously they can be tough if you don't braise them right, and whole, they look a bit like calves' tongue, but calves' tongue is fucking delicious when properly prepared, too.
fear ye not the geoduck (pronounced Gooey Duck).
    milky [email] said at 1:57 AM 03-11-2006:
    I want to consume these things now. Where can I find a good Asian place to eat these monstrocities?
      katie [email] said at 12:07 PM 03-11-2006:
      depends on where you are ... apparently they're all over the pacific northwest, even on non-asian menus. here in the dc area i eat them at a place called full kee, which is a pretty authentic chinese and vietnamese joint that's open till 3 am. if i were you i'd go looking in chinatowns - your average run of the mill fried rice place isn't going to have them. you could always cook some yourself ...
crystal [email] said at 7:17 PM 03-10-2006:
gag me with a spoon. on all counts.

Josh had the best response.
katie [email] said at 7:57 PM 03-10-2006:
good thing you're all huge pussies.
more clam dick for me!!
cecil [email] said at 8:17 PM 03-10-2006:
Why did "clam" ever have a vaginal connotation? whoever started that had never seen one or the other.

Clam chowder is no longer my favorite soup.
crystal [email] said at 10:20 PM 03-10-2006:
one of the best things I ever heard was the female equivalent to "cock blocking."

2 terms actually -
- bush whacking
- clam slamming

hahaahahahahahaah
atchafalaya said at 11:29 PM 03-10-2006:
Good God, Mother Night, those poor children. Those are donkey cocks!
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milky [email] said at 1:59 AM 03-11-2006:
My mom was surprised to find out these things are bi-valve...it was an interesting discussion, BIO 101 type thing were rarely have a chance to get into anymore.
kiche [email] said at 9:28 PM 03-12-2006:
this animal is the mascot of evergreen state college.
emily [email] said at 5:54 PM 03-13-2006:
Oh my god this is funny.


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