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Hi, my name is Harper and I'm a cat...

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The above paragraph was written (with some assistance by me) by our house cat Harper. This is Harper's ultimate meditation on the meaning of life. It's pretty brief but ultimately, quite poignant. Her stream of consciousness style is indicates a very active mind. I'm sure were she blessed with the benefit of opposable thumbs and, of course, the ability to read and write we would all be awed by Harper's astute observations on the human condition.

[ posted by reggie at 01/21/2006 06:32:55 PM ]
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brad [email] said at 8:29 PM 01-21-2006:
I hate to break it to you, but your cat is retarded.
rick [email] said at 8:41 PM 01-21-2006:
Great. Now, jobs in the US will be outsourced to cats overseas.
julie [email] said at 9:21 PM 01-21-2006:
I love your cat's book, "To Kill a Mockingbird."
carla [email] said at 10:36 PM 01-21-2006:
Tell Harper to write Clawdia and Meechie a letter begging them to stop leaving me such atrocious, wretch-inducing shits to clean up.
emily [email] said at 1:28 PM 01-22-2006:
I hate to admit that I did this, but one time I let my cat type a few letters on google then I hit enter, and a Japanese site came up. I don't know what this means really....probably that I'm retarded.
meredith [email] said at 10:24 AM 01-23-2006:
Hedwig likes the keyboard. Jake is more of a mouse user.


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