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Free Lights Needed!!!

Following my requests for free christmas lights and other outdoor party lighting you might want to get rid of will be a super rad invitation to the party of the the summer!!!

But first....


I am callling for any and all available free lighting. Christmas lights, themed lights, lanterns, tiki torches, whatever you have that you might wanna get rid of or loan out, please send it my way.

in exchange you will have your mind blown by a night of extreme pleasure. Who can refuse??!

[ posted by cricket at 07/18/2005 12:04:11 PM ]
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ed [email] said at 12:15 PM 07-18-2005:

Will they be there?
    cricket [email] said at 1:58 PM 07-18-2005:
    yes, and about 50 other much hotter than they...however i dont think you are their type, if you get my drift.
      ed [email] said at 3:51 PM 07-18-2005:
      It's a burden, the whole "being ugly" thing.

      (Please, someone tell me they got the reference from the photo. Please?)
        cricket [email] said at 4:00 PM 07-18-2005:
        it's a burden, the whole "heterosexual presumption" thing. guess you didnt get my drift...
          kara [email] said at 4:26 PM 07-18-2005:
          I got it!
          ed [email] said at 5:38 PM 07-18-2005:
          I got it.

          I was obtusely ignoring the inference because I felt slighted that you didn't immediately laugh at my amazing pop-culture reference, which Bibbly (I can always count on him to share a least common denominator with me) picked up on.

          Of course I didn't think it was because I'm ugly. Although, whether or not I am is a matter still up to the beholder. It's because I'm ugly AND because I don't have a vadge. Really, your 'if you get my drift' was clear.

          Dang. What was that movie where the one guy spoke in really graphic terms, but always followed it with such a phrase? Something like, "I'd really like to f*ck her on a tennis court, if you know what I mean". Crap. Memory cells inaccessible. Help from the younger, hipper crowd?
        rick [email] said at 4:21 PM 07-18-2005:
        Are they the "We are hot chicks" women from that cinematic triumph known as "Dude, where's my car?"
denman [email] said at 12:30 PM 07-18-2005:
Hmmmm I believe the party of the summer happened on July 2nd.
josh [email] said at 12:32 PM 07-18-2005:
will we get these back as oppossed to Joe's wheelchair?! OHHHHH!
myriam [email] said at 12:40 PM 07-18-2005:
oooh when is the party??? i have no lights, but i *am* planning another dc excursion before the end o' the summer.
cricket [email] said at 1:53 PM 07-18-2005:
I am holding Joe's wheelchair ransom until i collect the lights. So, Joe-if you want the wheelchair back, get me lights and come to the party!

and shhh... the party is july 30th! 2021 park road.... 10pm


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