Last night, Amanda and I came to the conclusion that she will travel to Louisiana later this summer for the purpose of conducting sexual relations with me. Also, we may go fishing for crappie. If the fucking doesn't pan out: pan fish.

We'd like to open up this topic to further public discussion of the matter. Also, in order to fund this project, we're seeking a millage or possibly a quarter-cent fuel-tax which will have to pass the voters.

Some things to consider:

• "Every woman I fuck, I eventually despise" - I recently explained this seemingly axiomatic dimension of my behavior to Myriam. Is there reason to believe that this rule will continue to apply to all future vaginal-pothole repair programs?



• "Yo, you're a drama queen my nigga. Two for Two my nigga."



• Is Amanda something the commision can plan for? Are their any antecedents that can inform the logistics of this Porked-barrel project?



• Webcasting? Should the commission consider dedicating funds to purchasing sufficient bandwidth ensuring adequate and repeated public oversight?



• My favorite son has found my gun



• Will entanglement with the Amanda project lead to ostracism and shunning of future project contracts by other contractors working within the region? In other words, should the commission return to square one and essentially rebid the project for the sake of future development projects that more qualified contractors may shy away from on account of our sweet-heart treatment/first-come-first-served, catch-the-clap-as-catch-can approach to this project?



• Did anyone buy Billy Corgan's Blinking with Fists
  -you're not allowed comment in these precedings

Please feel free to write out your feelings at length. We welcome your frank and reasoned concerns and suggestions.

Note: Julie, 2006 is mere months away.