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Some things.

• My work hours are now nine am to six pm, instead of coming in at 8:30. This doesn't really make much of a difference.
This morning I had a dream that it was six am and I was walking around my room getting dressed. I looked at the clock and sighed to myself "another day of tiring social interaction." I then woke up to see that it was eight am, time to get up. Dreams really do come true.

• When I was taking my stoned bath last night, I suddenly remembered a lost dialogue. You see, before I became sick in October, I sat at a bar and had a long conversation with a seemingly crazy old man. I was stoned at the time, so I wasn't sure if he was really crazy or if I was.
In my bath last night I remembered him asking me, "Have you ever been in love?" I shrugged. He nodded to himself and said "Its nice. I don't think I'll ever do it again but its nice."

• Last night I decided that I should randomly use some vacation days. Since I am now trying to buy a house, I will avoid traveling this year. So, maybe I should take off some week days, and allow myself to stay out late and enjoy the freedom. Can I convince myself not to sleep the day away?
The weekday world is an interesting one, from an outsider's point of view: wandering Mt. Vernon, listening to the perennial sounds of construction, and watching the 'hustle and bustle.'

• When I was sick at my parent's house, I watched a lot of TV. I watched more TV in a few weeks than I have in the past five years combined. Months later, I am still plagued by the memory of this horribly obnoxious commercial that I saw repeatedly. Here it is for your viewing displeasure.
Why is it that yogurt is only marketed to women? I feel like most yogurt ads feature women, and especially obnoxious women like the ones in this commercial. It makes me never want to eat yogurt again.

• On the radio over the weekend, I heard a lot of ads for "Spring Break Shark Attack." It sounded so intriguing! Last night my roommate-to-be commented that she might need to invest in cable television. I think this might shake the foundation of my universe. Think of all the commercials I can get angry about!

• I stumbled across this wonderful website, featuring the most facts and (large!) photos of Bee Palmer1 that I have seen in one place. I made a post here about Bee Palmer about two years ago. Since then, I have collected some sheet music, another record, and this AWESOME book, Lost Chords, White Musicians and Their Contribution to Jazz, 1915-1945. Now, thanks to the website, I was able to hear the other song she recorded with Bix & Tram. The song is only really available on a boxed set that costs over a hundred dollars, and despite my love of Bix Beiderbecke, I never bothered to spring for it. There are two other known Bee Palmer recordings, and I own them on a Canadian record. I hope to record them onto mp3s to help make this guys website complete.

• Lately, I've really been enjoying the finer things in life: cereal, bacon, and Slurpees. At the party on Saturday I tried many kinds of good cheese.

• I have re-discovered some important things lately. Thrift store shopping, although laborious, can be very rewarding, and boosts my creativity. Also, little craft projects make me really happy once I get the initiative to start. I am very happy with the fabric glue that I've been using. I think maybe I can lay off coating everything in resin, which is messy and often imperfect. I just love the way it turns into plastic. Anyway, I am feeling very into crafts and fashion. I haven't had a big project in a long time, but I love to handle little rhinestone stars, broken jewelry, picture frames, old LP covers, and glue. I want to sparkle like Mae West as Diamond Lil.2.

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[ posted by kara at 03/21/2005 11:34:54 AM ]
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jess [email] said at 11:37 AM 03-21-2005:
That FUCKING YOGURT COMMERCIAL is the BANE OF MY EXISTENCE. It makes me as angry as Andrew Lloyd Webber does.
cam said at 11:40 AM 03-21-2005:
hahaha that commercial is the worst thing ever.

also, your craft projects are amazing.

i really want to watch 'spring break shark attck', it looks ridiculous.
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ed [email] said at 11:47 AM 03-21-2005:
I talked to you in a bar last October? Weird.
    kara [email] said at 11:52 AM 03-21-2005:
    For some reason the image of that guy, and our forgotten conversation, kept returning to me when I was in the hospital and at my parents house.
cam said at 11:47 AM 03-21-2005:
hahaha that commercial is the worst thing ever.

also, your craft projects are amazing.

i really want to watch 'spring break shark attck', it looks ridiculous.
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ed [email] said at 11:49 AM 03-21-2005:
Spring Break Shark Attack, alas, was on last night. No, I didn't watch, but the commercials that ran throughout the basketball games yesterday looked simply awful.
    cam said at 12:06 PM 03-21-2005:
    ugh double posting, anyway, apparently last night i missed the show i wanted to see on animal planet about cgi dragons!
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    art said at 2:48 PM 03-21-2005:
    sure, it does look awful, but think about it - Breasts, Booze and Violent Animal Attacks - Is that a recipe for a successful movie or what?
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      ed [email] said at 3:14 PM 03-21-2005:
      Since I have not seen the vast majority of successful movies, I suppose it could be spun that way.

      Then again, I have not seen the vast majority of movies that sucked, either.
christian [email] said at 11:55 AM 03-21-2005:
cecil [email] said at 2:55 PM 03-21-2005:
For some reason I thought I heard that eating yogurt is good for when you have a yeast infection? Is that ridiculous? Was that just a dream I had?
    julie [email] said at 3:07 PM 03-21-2005:
    I was just talking about this with someone! I'm on antibiotics, and this guy was like, "Don't forget to eat yogurt when you're done with your medicine, so you won't get a yeast infection!" I guess the antibiotics kill off all the bacteria in your system including the "good" bacteria (the kind that prevents yeast infections?). So now I'm all paranoid and I think I should go buy yogurt.

    I can't look at that commercial link at the office, is it the one where they're like, "First date good! No, not being a bridesmaid good!" Because I hate that one.
    brandonA [email] said at 4:29 PM 03-21-2005:
    Actually, I know from first hand accounts that it works far better to apply the yogurt than to eat it.
      ed [email] said at 4:37 PM 03-21-2005:
      Okay, thanks for the (repressed) memory. I was told this, completely unsolicited by a skanky, slutty (but oddly attractive in a not-really-attractivve way) co-worker once. She came in to work and set the yogurt down. I glanced at it (plain, unflavored, generic yogurt) and she blurted out "Oh, I'm not going to eat that. Yogurt's really good for curing yeast infections". It took me years before I was able to eat yogurt again without thinking of that episode. Thanks. A lot.
      cecil [email] said at 8:55 PM 03-21-2005:
      and at that time can you account for your what your second hand was doing?
        brandonA [email] said at 11:06 PM 03-21-2005:
        ha ha.

        actually truth be told, the 'first hand account' was misleading, because it was my girlfriend and I did do the application. It wasn't really very fun, though.

        Ladies if you do this, prepare your subsequent partners, as it could easily be mistaken for various forms of VD.
brandon [email] said at 4:14 PM 03-21-2005:
That commercial is the reason behind my refusal to watch the L-Word, despite its pandering to the heterosexual male gaze. Hate that bitch.
kevin [email] said at 4:18 PM 03-21-2005:
now for some corporate news:

"The world's largest convenience store chain is celebrating Slurpee's 40th anniversary this year. Frawg, an apple-flavored Slurpee with a kick of CAFFEINE, will make its world debut this summer followed by a root beer float and a retro cherry lime-flavored Slurpee straight out of the 1970s."


caffeine spiked slurpee? whheeeeee!!!
    ed [email] said at 4:39 PM 03-21-2005:
    Oh, snap! Apple-flavored Slurpee with caffeine?

    I'm going to go into sugar shock more than once this summer. I'm just letting y'all know in advance, so when I come here and whine about it in my journal, you can laugh and point.
abby [email] said at 11:23 AM 03-22-2005:
there are so many commercials to infuriate you

the ads for overstrock.com seriously make me so fucking angry i just start screaming
    cam said at 11:45 AM 03-22-2005:
    the two ads i hate the most out right now:

    -old navy SHORTS!
    -sarah jessica parker GAP ad with her singing, 'i love being a girl'!
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      abby [email] said at 12:28 PM 03-22-2005:
      i went into an old navy the other day, all shorts. will anyone actually wear something so hideously unflattering as yellow bermuda shorts?

      setting the ad to that song i cant remember the title for some reason is just hyping shorts up too hard. its a terrible ad from a lot of standpoints, also its RETARDED AND GAY
        meredith [email] said at 3:42 PM 03-23-2005:
        Dude, the minute I saw those Burmuda Shorts I thought, "Yes! Please, anything to make my legs look shorter and fatter!"
brad [email] said at 2:20 PM 03-23-2005:
"Its nice. I don't think I'll ever do it again but its nice." -- Love as a drug (ha). Of course, there are many people who develop very unhealthy dependencies on other people, but that's not love.

Whoever I fall in love with, it will be someone who doesn't get excited about yogurt.

To answer your question about yogurt ads, Kara, I have two theories:
1) Yogurt contains acidophilus, a good bacteria that counteracts with the bad bacteria that make stinky farts. And we all know farting isn't very ladylike. In some states, women have gone to jail for farting. Men on the other hand get a tremendous thrill from farting and laughing at the reactions of everyone repulsed by them.
2) Really, I think most of the ads I see for something sweet feature a woman eating the sweet instead of a man. Eating dessert somehow comes across as being a much more sensual activity when a woman is doing it, thus making the dessert more appealing. Personally, I'd rather just see the dessert itself, without some obnoxious bitch eating it.


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