"So, she had like a siamese cooze?" - Sonny
 

ADVERTISMENTS:





call us:
206-350-1082

support killoggs!
  Sun

brandon


Julie, Abby, do you see how she treats me?

[a killoggs girl]: what's sad is, you think that the way i talk/act is trying. it's just who i am. some people i make terribly uncomfortable and offend. other people are "unflappable". i don't change who i am or how i act for anyone and if they give a fuck they can shove it up their ass. quit thinking you are so special, friend. ps i sent this after you signed off so you would get it next time you sign on.

lacking the ingenuity to leave messages for persons who have already signed off, I give my answer here:

Please. What's sad is that you think I give a fuck [killoggs girl]. You're a snappy girl, I'll give you that. But you're nothing special. And how you've surmised that I think that I'm something special is beyond me. I'm glad that you're not trying to impress, I'm not and I'm annoyed - generally - by people who try to. But, generally, those people who try to impress are those who write in a manner consistent with the way in which you message me. Personally, I'm kind of amused by your insistence and you're free to stop any time.

[ posted by brandon at 09/19/2004 01:45:12 AM ]
[ trackback ]



Threaded Responses [ bottom ]
kiche [email] said at 1:55 AM 09-19-2004:
if you're gonna call a motherfucker out, call a motherfucker out, quit this pussyfooting around with pseudonyms. if you can't even call them out by name, well then, don't even bother.

also, it's pathetic that you're starting shit with girls.
joe [email] said at 2:56 AM 09-19-2004:
Uhhh... I'll be in the other room.
ericanm [email] said at 3:29 AM 09-19-2004:
hey everyone. brandon is talking about me. apparently he needs some attention so, bestoy it upon him. meanwhile, i am doing a-okay.
    ericanm [email] said at 3:36 AM 09-19-2004:
    p.s. bestoy. bestow.

    p.p.s. passive aggressive as shit!
      brandon [email] said at 3:45 PM 09-19-2004:
      You need to look up the definition of passive aggressive. Like, you know, calling me at 3:30 a.m. when I'm trying to sleep. I know you're just "keeping it real" and "what what" but really you're just keeping it real annoying.
        ericanm [email] said at 4:00 PM 09-19-2004:
        i was just returning your call.
        don't worry, i still love you brandon
          brandon [email] said at 7:28 PM 09-19-2004:
          God you can't wait to wrap your lips around my cock, it's pathetic but flattering.

          You and I know that I did not call you last night, you called me at 3:30 after you came back from the Black Cat and reacted to this post, waking me and my lady friend up from a post-coital snug.

          Now, if you'd like to talk about passive-aggressive behavior, let's talk about leaving messages for people that aren't on-line so that the first thing that they see when signing on is some bitching, presumptuous little rant that basically boils down to "you don't appreciate me for what I am, you don't know me, you don't know me, I do what I wanna do, I do what I wanna do" Well, little girl, I do know you, I've known about a thousand of you in my time.

          Daddy's girls suffering from chronic solipsism and an inability to objectively curb their own egregious over-estimation of themselves as persons.

          Let me make this as clear as fucking day: Don't ever, ever fucking call me at 3:30 again, you chubby, wanna-be intellectual.

          Now, I'd still fuck you, but, you've slipped way behind in the polls - Kucinich behind.
julie [email] said at 4:05 AM 09-19-2004:
Hi Brandon, I'm lavishing you with drunken 4am attention. Oh wait. You're not signed on. No one is signed on. I'm lavishing NO ONE with drunken 4am attention.

PS Reggie is asleep in the other room as I type this.
huddo [email] said at 10:10 AM 09-19-2004:
Ingredients


2 tablespoons unsalted butter


2 tablespoons finely chopped onion


2 red chiles, seeded and minced


2 large eggs


2 tablespoons chopped fresh herbs (for example, a mixture of basil, tarragon, flat-leaf parsley, and cilantro)


2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice


1 pound lump crab meat, carefully picked over and any bits of shell removed


2/3 cup fresh bread crumbs


Hot sauce to taste


Kosher salt and black pepper to taste


Olive oil, enough to maintain a 1/4-inch layer in your saute pan


Cornmeal, enough to lightly coat each crab cake, about 1/2 cup
ang [email] said at 1:57 PM 09-20-2004:
Not like it's a surprise, but this is my favorite post in a long time. Thanks Brandon.


Respond: [ top ] :

Name:

Email:

Url:


Code:
Non-logged-in members must enter the code shown above. If you can't read it, reload.

Response:

NOTE: only logged in users can post images.

Recent Responses

Hitler had only one ball
10:20 by brandon

Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing
10:10 by brandon +1

Hitler had only one ball
05:58 by amanda

Five Useless Gadgets You Should Throw in the Trash Right Now
05:47 by amanda +2

Hitler had only one ball
06:03 by brandon +1



[ last 24 hours ]


Active Posts

B-More & Dee See Killoggers (3)

I'm going to go out on a limb... (2)

albums you've listened to in the last week (1)



Sticky Posts

Xboxin' (48)

who still lives in louisiana? (29)

LSU Alumni Crawfish Boils (6)

guys lets go get crabs soon! (19)



In the news

Hitler had only one ball

Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing

Vladimir Putin 'wanted to hang Georgian President Saakashvili by the balls'

Armenian and Greek Orthodox clergy resort to fighting in Jerusalem's Church of Holy Sepulchre

Studs Terkel dies

Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum

Stone Age man took drugs, say scientists

Inside Account of U.S. Eavesdropping on Americans

[ view all news ]


Updated Journals









[ view journals ]


Public Calendar

[ all events ]


Interesting Links

Illustrated Fatal Accidents by OSHA
An Ax to Grind
$15,000 vampire killing kit
A Letter to Warner Brothers from Groucho Marx
Five Useless Gadgets You Should Throw in the Trash Right Now
Jean-Claude Van Damme Made Me Cry
The Veggie Butcher
Obama's Flickr Page
[ view all ]


Random Image



Sounds

The Hand of the Almighty by John R. Butler

I Made a Resolution by Sea Wolf

Ladies and Gentlemen by Saliva

Rock Bottom by Sweet Crude Bill and the Lighthouse Nautical Society

Little Red Rhumbahood by Sam Ulano

Elegy (Crystal Glass) by Zoe Mulford

You Are the Generation That Bought More Shoes... by Johnny Boy

Spider's House by Califone

[ all sounds ]


Member Login


Nickname:

Password:




Search Killoggs


old style search


Less Recent Posts

camping...
by josh [9]

update of mental state via recent art
by zack [7]

what i've been up to...
by josh [27]

I just got stuck in an elevator.
by meredith [47]

i need a plan
by brad [59]

Did anyone else get this message?
by reggie [8]

Gas is now less than 90 bucks a barrel.
by brandon [26]

If "That One" should lose...
by jake [28]

NO HOOK
by andrew [11]

Check out this cool site!
by john [7]

VOTE
by andrew [1]

Syntactical, Sematical
by brandon [39]

One of the better headlines on CNN
by marcia [1]

malleable sheep
by kara [20]

sfw work
by angie [4]

SERIOUSLY?
by chuck [10]

Paul Newman
by meredith [10]

Josh - please reset Ed's damn password for him!
by art [19]

Bonsoir
by meredith [4]

Dear Internet
by brandon [3]

[ # ] = responses

[ view archives ]


Link to Us

killoggs weblog
[ more ]


Stats

1 posts, 20 responses on this page













rest in peace

© 2000-2005 : Josh (code/design); Ben (drawings); the Writers.
Policies & Privacy Statement - Call or Fax Killoggs at 206-350-1082