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#include
using namespace std;
int main()
{
cout << "Hello Killoggs From

\n";
}

I thought I'd introduce myself through a poll...
I have the biggest crush of all on this website,
and I talked with Ben last week about how, with killoggs,
we almost never check any other webcontent at all,
and so I wondered:

How do you use your killoggs today?

[ 55 responses ] < Introduction > < link >

[ posted by jake at 07/27/2004 03:28:21 PM ]
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jake [email] said at 3:39 PM 07-27-2004:
As a for instance, just this week we've got
1. Apartment offers
2. Crashpad seeking
3. Work complaints
4. Masturbatory polls
5. Poetry book plugs...

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art said at 3:47 PM 07-27-2004:
Wait till you get the Mastubatory plugs...

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jake [email] said at 3:52 PM 07-27-2004:
but masturbation is done to keep it unplugged...

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jeremy [email] said at 3:48 PM 07-27-2004:
printf is where it's at.

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jake [email] said at 3:50 PM 07-27-2004:
you said it--but the cout is from the first page I found, and I strive for consistency

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cricket [email] said at 3:51 PM 07-27-2004:
i like your picture, jake. you look really cute!
p.s. i hear you are the best camp director ever.
p.p.s.
is there other web content?

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jake [email] said at 3:57 PM 07-27-2004:
aww shucks Cricket, now I'm blushing.
PS: As a director, I don't think I've got Andy Spear beat yet, but he brought me in to this business, so I guess it's okay that he could still take me out.
PPS: As far as I know, it's just killoggs, kazaa, and thousands of crappy pages with pink letters put up by computer campers...

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jake [email] said at 4:04 PM 07-27-2004:
PPPS: For anyone keeping score, summer camp is how I came to killoggs, and Andy Spear is how I came to camp. So that's how I met Ben, Josh, Cricket, Mark, and Seth...also the infamous John Bennion...

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Woody said at 4:09 PM 07-27-2004:
So your response is, you use Killoggs to meet boys?

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Michael Jackson said at 4:15 PM 07-27-2004:
Worked for me!

ooooo - with a name like Woody, you sound like you would enjoy sleeping over? Are you younger than 15?

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josh [email] said at 4:17 PM 07-27-2004:
Cricket knew Jake before there was a Killoggs.

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jake [email] said at 4:24 PM 07-27-2004:
I guess that goes for you too, right?
Did you ever find Jason Todd again?

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zack [email] said at 8:42 PM 07-27-2004:
he was killed by the joker a while back.

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jake [email] said at 8:46 PM 07-27-2004:
Yeah but he's totally back like every time Batman gets a dose of scarecrow fear gas...

John Todd, on the other hand, remains missing?

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jake [email] said at 1:47 AM 08-02-2007:
And somehow, someway, he's back...

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cecil [email] said at 4:00 PM 07-27-2004:
I expelled some dumb jokes from my brain so I don't embarrass myself with them in front of actual people.

I guess that counts as masturbation too.

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art said at 4:01 PM 07-27-2004:
punnerbation

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jake [email] said at 4:08 PM 07-27-2004:
speaking of:
plugs
expelled things from the head
masturbation...

Do you have a widow's peak, Cecil?
Your head makes it look like you do,
but in photos it doesn't seem that way...
Last night I dreamt that mine had crept all the way to the back of my scalp...

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cecil [email] said at 4:29 PM 07-27-2004:
that picture of me in ben's glasses in the Comicon '04 post is a pretty accurate documentation of my hairline. I'm 33 so it's been changing shape lately.

I don't know if it's a classic widow's peak. It's more of a wife-of-MIA's peak or still legally married to a deadbeat dad's peak.

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jake [email] said at 4:38 PM 07-27-2004:
Riiigggghhht.
You barely have any recession at all, man. You've got 8 years on me, but my forelock is a lonely island as my temples get broader and taller and longer...
Your head looks much more like the halloween photo--with the bullet wound?

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julie [email] said at 4:42 PM 07-27-2004:
head: afroless
pic: afroed out

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cecil [email] said at 4:59 PM 07-27-2004:
I was afroed you were going to point that out.

At some point I may post a well-lit headshot of the wild nest that has become my do.

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ed [email] said at 8:01 PM 07-27-2004:
Wild wild nest!

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julie [email] said at 10:55 PM 07-27-2004:
you slay me.

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cecil [email] said at 5:02 PM 07-27-2004:
yeah, I'm not complaining. I have a lot of hair. It's moved back about 1/2 an inch in the last year.

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abby [email] said at 4:41 PM 07-27-2004:
receding hairlines are so wonderful

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art said at 4:46 PM 07-27-2004:
bless you, abby. bless you

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ed [email] said at 8:02 PM 07-27-2004:
AMEN!

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zack [email] said at 8:43 PM 07-27-2004:
hahah so abby like chubby, balding dudes. You are the QUEEN OF THE INTERNET, abby!

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abby [email] said at 11:05 PM 07-27-2004:
when you say it, it sounds kindof groady

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zack [email] said at 11:51 PM 07-27-2004:
hahah

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john [email] said at 4:20 PM 07-27-2004:
//Introduction.cpp
#include
using namespace std;
int main()
{
char mood;
cout cin>>mood;
cout " today."
return 0;
}

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john [email] said at 4:21 PM 07-27-2004:
Whoa! That totally left out half of what I typed! What's the deal Josh?

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josh [email] said at 4:22 PM 07-27-2004:
if you use the brackets, browsers assume you are using HTML tags. HTML tags don't show up.

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Woody said at 4:45 PM 07-27-2004:
Can you excape the brackets somehow?

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josh [email] said at 4:52 PM 07-27-2004:
you can use HTMLentities.

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Woody said at 8:44 PM 07-27-2004:
<testing> Ok nerdboy, I figured out it's a PHP function. I don't know how that helps, I can't execute code through the comments. Oh hell, I'm just gonna try something. </testing>

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Woody said at 8:47 PM 07-27-2004:
Fook yeah.

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jake [email] said at 4:33 PM 07-27-2004:
Many uses of the might of killoggs are now codified in the categories...
But you can also use killoggs to:
6. Give a shout out to long lost friends
7. Get rid of event tickets
8. Document your delightfully tawdry escapades with naked housecleaning boys
9. Cry into your keyboard about a painful break-up
10. outgeek the geekiest.
And more!

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abby [email] said at 4:57 PM 07-27-2004:
there is NO CRYING in killoggs, jake

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jake [email] said at 5:07 PM 07-27-2004:
yet if you prick killoggs, doth it not bleed?
and is this not a wet hanky before me?

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reggie [email] said at 7:53 PM 07-27-2004:
Killoggs is only laughing on the outside
Our smile is just skin deep
If you could see inside we're really crying
You might join us for a weep.

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Woody said at 8:38 PM 07-27-2004:
Those aren't tears...

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jake [email] said at 8:44 PM 07-27-2004:
D
Di
Diiii

(wait for it)

DICK SNOT!
)
8===o ~o ~~o ~~~o

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brandon [email] said at 9:32 AM 08-02-2007:
LEECH DICK.
Or
EBOLA BALLS
8==&===>

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zack [email] said at 8:43 PM 07-27-2004:
don't tell Ed that.

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jake [email] said at 8:47 PM 07-27-2004:
Ed reads everything on Killoggs.
He's like my high school yearbook teacher during july.

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ed [email] said at 9:07 PM 07-27-2004:
My hi-skool journalism teacher used to stand just inside the darkroom door and masturbate while looking at the hi-skool hotties. Oh, dear Lord, I hope he was looking at girls, because suddenly, I'm even more frightened than I was at the time.

Man, I wish I could be as cool as he was.

(And yes, that is a true story. They suddenly changed journalism teaschers between my junior and senior years. And I was one of those who were permenantly scarred by walking in on this scene)

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jake [email] said at 9:30 PM 07-27-2004:
given the goings on by students inside my high school darkroom, that guy could have gotten away with just hiding in the back corner...

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ed [email] said at 8:59 PM 07-27-2004:
There is crying in life.

Killoggs is life.

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jake [email] said at 8:36 PM 07-27-2004:
11. Rediscover the reason for the gender wars.

And the rest of these should have links too, but I'm lazy and the news search is broke:
12. Rediscover the reason for the race wars
13. Rediscover the reason for the class wars
14. Rediscover the art of the Secret Wars
15. Relive the confusion of the Brandon wars

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