i mean, why? and if it is just to be spiteful, well it is a cowardly way to be evil. i would prefer for you to wipe the booger on me and not the beautiful wall i so freshly painted. at least if you wiped it on me, then i would have a face to attatch the evil act to and you would feel the satisfaction in SEEING my dismay and disgust.
but i guess i can understand. i did afterall lick the man upstair's tea bread last week when he wasn't looking. i guess sometimes everyone wants to be a little evil and a lot incognito.
but from now on, boogers go on tissue in the trash.
amanda [email] said at 7:00 PM 06-22-2004: I hate it when girls are too squeamish to sit on a perfectly clean toilet seat, but end up pissing on the seat as they try to hover above it. Don't they understand that if everyone would just sit on the damn seat in the first place, it wouldn't get covered with the urine they so abhor and fear?!? This drives me absolutely insane. Seriously. Sit on the fucking seat, ladies.
myriam [email] said at 7:19 PM 06-22-2004: OMG there is NOTHING i hate worse. Sometimes the seat it literally a LAKE of other people's pee. don't pull a hovercraft unless you have some quad muscles and a sense of aim, for the love of God!
amy [email] said at 4:45 PM 06-25-2004: you know what i realized tho by studying closely the toilet as it flushed? alot of the mositure is not pee, but the backsplash from the enormous industrial toilet flushing. so at least its clean dampness you are sitting on. nothings worse than thinking you are sitting on a dry toilet bc you looked carefully and then, oh no, puddle butt, argh, must rush home and wash my ass!
