carla [email] said at 2:11 PM 05-18-2004: i only smile or laugh when something funny happens, like that suctioney farting sounds when two chests are pressed together.
amy [email] said at 2:24 PM 05-18-2004: god, when that happens i just have to stab the other person in the eye, chop up the body, and feed the little pieces to joe beck.
Pinky said at 9:36 PM 05-18-2004: Ooh or the queef...that's funny now, but the first time it happened I was so embarassed I lost the orgasm I'd been working on for 20 minutes.
brianbibbly [email] said at 10:00 AM 05-19-2004: This is your doing Sisk. You opened the mall door. Now the Zombies are running rampant through our shopping mall. Asshole.
brianbibbly [email] said at 11:07 AM 05-19-2004: Regardless, I've been chopping Zombies heads off all week and I'm not sure I have the energy to keep fighting. Because of you, I might very well turn into one of those vile undead monsters! Damn you Sisk! Damn Youuuuuuuuuuu!
zack [email] said at 2:52 PM 05-18-2004: i smile when shit is funny.. and hell, sex is awesome when it's done right so why not smile if you're having fun?
kara [email] said at 3:00 PM 05-18-2004: ok I guess what it is is the nature of the smile... like, I think my sex smile is sex specific... or maybe good food and sex specific
zack [email] said at 10:56 PM 05-18-2004: yeah, if you're smiling like you just got a raise or a new transformer right when you've got someone's legs on your shoulders, it'd be kind of ridiculous. But if the smile is indicative of sublime pleasure through a haze of sweat, I think that's totally appropriate.
byron [email] said at 3:36 PM 05-18-2004: i only smile before and after sex. unless the girl calls me bryon instead of byron. that's always worth a smile.
ed [email] said at 7:56 PM 05-22-2004: Call me a narcissist (all together now: "NARCISSIST!" Thank you.) but I can't believe no one else thought this was teh funnay.
NathanK said at 8:29 PM 05-23-2004: it's disturbing when images related to torture (and particularly contemporarily relevant) are confused with humor, like a family member dying a grisly death photoshopped onto a muppet show image
Michael said at 6:26 PM 05-20-2004: Growing up with a name like Michael Knighten, I first hated then came to accept and love any Knight Rider-associated memorabilia.
Darryl X. said at 2:56 PM 05-19-2004: Laughing and joking during sex is cool. A very European and sophisticated thing to do. I once fooled around with a Quebecois girl I met at the Y, and she talked the whole time. She said she thought I might find her accent sexy.
And I did indeed.
amanda [email] said at 4:01 PM 05-22-2004: I have a slight vocabulary fetish (which officially qualifies me as the dorkiest person on the face of the earth), but an accent will also do. Mmm...words.
cricket [email] said at 2:31 PM 05-23-2004: meaning, girls who chew gum while kissing or just girls who chew gum period? b/c if its the former, how does that work? swapping gum while smooching is fucking disgusting.
Texas Frank said at 11:00 AM 05-22-2004: The French never smile during sex, I will try to explain in my best Texas French( I'm tri-lingual). Zee Frenach peoples, zey can no smilez durzing sach becuzee zey mach luv withz zhier facezzs. Polyfoo Franzhey mia amigozs?
gen [email] said at 4:29 PM 05-22-2004: Some smiling is fine. Bursts of laughter, like strange sounds, happen. But there's nothing more annoying than someone asking "What are you thinking about?" when it should be obvious to both of you that you've reached a point in sex when the higher intellectual functions have shut off. I always hate being asked what I'm thinking, but especially so during sex. Why are you so insecure that you need to know what I'm thinking every minute of every day? What the fuck? I'm NOT thinking. I'm too busy feeling. Sex is a sensual, visceral experience (for me anyway).
And another thing - I hate men (classmates, coworkers) who ask "Are you mad?" every time they say something that may have minute potential to offend. If I'm mad, trust me, you'll know. And if you keep asking if I'm mad every time you open your mouth, then yes, I'll get really fucking annoyed.
josh [email] said at 4:45 PM 05-22-2004: I also hate both of these things. Especially since I am usually thinking about really random tangents that would be hard to explain and have nothing to do with the current events.
ed [email] said at 5:23 PM 05-22-2004: It used to make me mad when Barb would ask, so I'd get huffy. I finally thought to try telling her what my very latest thought was (without providing a roadmap as to how I got there), and she'd be so confused that she'd stop.
Unfortunately, Barb was the most inquisitive person EVAR, so if we were watching a baseball game and I told her I was thinking about why diesel engines were so much more efficient than gasoline engines, I'd eventually have to explain how baseball reminded me of x, which reiminded me of y, which reminded me of z, which reminded me of a Datsun 240Z that I saw earlier in the day, and how it was a really cool car, like Vin Diesel would drive, and speaking of Diesel, why are diesel engines more efficient than gasoline engines? And if you'd asked two seconds later, I would have been watching some slow, overweight DH trying for a double chanting "I think I can, I think I can" just like The Little Engine That Could.
She loved hearing these explanations so much that it was really disarming, and I stopped being mad when she asked.
pokey [email] said at 1:45 AM 05-24-2004: I think about geometry while I masturbate, but not during sex. I usually just think about the sensations I am feeling, during sex.
gen [email] said at 3:57 PM 05-23-2004: MOUAH HA HA HA HA! That's just evil. Maybe I'll use that, but I'll replace Brad Pitt with Jude Law or Ewan McGregor or Johnny Depp.
*myriam said at 5:45 PM 05-22-2004: agreed, agreed, agreed. you need to stay away from the wimpy emo-doods. i got so damn tired of having to tell them what i'm thinking or feeling all the time, when most of the time i was not thinking or feeling anything in particular, other than annoyance at being asked!
reality [ url ] said at 9:34 PM 05-22-2004: IT IS OBVIOUS THAT NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER HAD SEX BEFORE AND ARE ALL PROBABLY 20 SOMETHING VIRGINS LIVING OTHER PEOPLES DREAMS ON THE INTERNET. GET OUT AND DO SOMETHING INTERESTING, LIKE ACTUALLY GETTING LAID. DAMN.
ed [email] said at 12:03 AM 05-23-2004: These words of WISDOM are brought to you from South Hadley, MA (is there, by any chance, a NORTH Hadley?).
Oh, and by the way, I am probably as old as your parents, who must have had sex at least once (albeit not necessarily with one another) in order to have spawned YOU.
In short, let me just surmise with a coarse, yet effective, 2-word bit of advice:
FUCK OFF.
To the regulars: I apologize for feeding cookies to the troll. It was just something I felt I needed to do. Fortunately, tomorrow is Sunday, so I can ask forgiveness while in church.
ed [email] said at 12:06 AM 05-23-2004: "One of the nation's finest liberal arts institutions, Mount Holyoke College is a highly selective, nondenominational, residential, liberal arts college for women located in South Hadley, in the Connecticut River valley in western Massachusetts—one of the most culturally and academically vibrant regions of the country."
amy [email] said at 12:45 AM 05-24-2004: I strongly OBJECT to the word LEAST being in all caps. Hell, you've done me in the darkroom at LEAST six or seventeen times.
