That's right, I got myself a new ride! 1984 Cadillac Hearse in outstanding condition. I bought it from a local funeral home, where it has been lovingly cared for- kept in a garage and only used for the "final ride", so even after 20 years it only has 32000 miles on it! (So figuring that most funerals were local, let's say within 10 miles, that's something like 3000 dead passengers!!)
A very fitting and timely purchase, as I was just elevated to the priesthood of the Church of Satan on April 30th, the 38th anniversary of the CoS. Anyone planning a wedding? I can officiate and drive you there in style!
~Reverend X