I propose a Killoggs rumble. We could all meet up in a field or on a playground with bats and sticks and stuff. In the rain. It could totally be like 'The Outsiders' but without all the hair grease and waxing and waning young hollywood actors. Tell ya what, I'll take a months worth of 'tanning pills' and go to Harvard Law School if I get thrashed. It would be great. It would be like "Real Genius" meets the acne dude in "Grease" meets "Lord of the Rings" meets "Showgirls." Who is with me? Come on. It would be like "Gangs of New York" meets "Muppets take Manhatten." Awesome. I'll be Kermit. Seriously.
I saw that the questionmark heads are back. They can come to the rumble too. So can the ever-multiplying Agent Smith-esque Brandons. Zack can provide the soundtrack. Reggie can write the review. Milky can get drunk. Sisk can spin-attack using a keyboard. Ben can charcoal pencil people to death. Kiche can rage against the machine. Aben can drink miller high life. Ed can strangle with his newly unconstricted small intestine. Woody can complain. Craig will bring medusa. What a great time. It could be non-heads vs. heads. If a head is defeated, then the non-head assumes his or her identity. I'll bring the corndogs. Really. It will be old school nintendo plus sega master system all wrapped into one. No joke. 8-bit madness. Name a time and place.
rick [email] said at 5:29 PM 04-30-2004: The rumble should be at dawn in the streets of the Quarter. I will bring either my kusari-gama or the jawbone of an ass.
brianbibbly [email] said at 5:40 PM 04-30-2004: Nah, I think the popsicle stick with some nasty, dirty vaseline with like a pine needle poking out of it would be more effective. Nobody likes dirty vaseline. Nobody.
neilbert said at 5:54 PM 04-30-2004: Either me or kiche would have a nice collection of heads by the end of the melee. Kiche is like a possum when cornered (they don't play dead by the way) and I would bring a sledgehammer. Hap, Hap!
rick [email] said at 5:56 PM 04-30-2004: With a sledgehammer, you would not have a nice collection of heads, you would have a sloppy selection of brains and skull bits.
ed [email] said at 6:10 PM 04-30-2004: I am currently sharpening my guts. Strangulation is for the ininspired. A razor-edged garotte = decapi-frickin-tation!
tim said at 7:06 PM 04-30-2004: None of you stand a chance. First I'm gonna watch The Warriors. Then I'm gonna start a roller blade themed street gang. Then were all gone hand out some whoop-ass like they were Pokemon cards. After that we can all spoon.
ed [email] said at 1:22 PM 05-01-2004: One more time. Strive for coherence this go 'round, won't you?
xmx plays hockey. Not nerf hockey, not street hockey, but ice hockey. With razor blades strapped to her feet, a big freakin' stick, and an incredible drive to defeat her foes. For *fun*. What's YOUR hobby? I'm not being mean, I'm being realistic.
jake. said at 3:42 PM 05-01-2004: what do you call a man with no arms and no legs,
stuck in a mail box?
thrown into a pond?
thrown into the ocean?
under a car?
sonny [email] said at 10:00 PM 04-30-2004: So are we gonna fight or joke about it I am serious who wants some I propose two locations of battle (maybe three)
LA MD and NY
Serious. lets do this.
bibbly! said at 2:20 PM 05-01-2004: Yes. I think the batttle royal either in the streets of the French Quarter or the murky swamps outside of the city would be awesome. Sonny, its on!
sonny [email] said at 10:00 PM 04-30-2004: I promise not to kill Josh, drink his blood or wear his skin.
I promise not to kill Josh, drink his blood or wear his skin.
I promise not to kill Josh, drink his blood or wear his skin.
I promise not to kill Josh, drink his blood or wear his skin.
I promise not to kill Josh, drink his blood or wear his skin.
I promise not to kill Josh, drink his blood or wear his skin.
I promise not to kill Josh, drink his blood or wear his skin.
tim said at 3:17 AM 05-01-2004: Spill Blood! Praise the Lord!
Spill Blood! Praise the Lord!
Spill Blood! Praise the Lord!
Spill Blood! Praise the Lord!
Spill Blood! Praise the Lord!
Spill Blood! Praise the Lord!
kiche [email] said at 10:58 PM 05-01-2004: i think this is a great idea. except you are completely going about it the wrong way. we need to find some other communal weblog to do battle with, so it will be like jets vs sharks.
