ed [email] said at 8:27 PM 12-17-2003: Yes, and there's blood on the knife, but not the tiger. Which begs the question: Just where was our Tazan-ish friend keeping that knife?
brandon [email] said at 3:28 PM 12-18-2003: Perhaps, I'm ruined by the gentlemen's club, but for the last two hours I've been trying to remember, really wracking my brain to uncover who had the talking breasts in Labyrinth. Certainly not Jennifer's character, I thought. It just occurred to me. I'm a dumbass.
Bryan said at 9:54 AM 12-20-2003: Remeber the great gonzos she unveiled in that one movie where she was locked in Target with that guy? And what about the ad that kept showing her rocking back and forth on that horse?
Katie [ url ] said at 1:46 PM 12-18-2003: Now THIS my friends, is like a typical Christmas dinner at my house. Nothing is as it seems. Eventually the wrong subject will get brought up and all hell breaks loose.
brandon [email] said at 1:57 PM 12-18-2003: Remember that time that we were at your parent's house, Lady K, to tell them about our *trouble* And your mom started screaming and swingiing your brother around by the ankles. And you were so distraught that you miscarried right there on new slate tile. Wasn't it cool how the conversation just ended because, you know: Problem Solved.
Afterward, eating Christmas goose with your Dad while we all ignored the saline smell of cooling afterbirth, I think I learned something about myself and the company of men that day.
Speaking of which, what was your question from a few days ago on IM?
the actual katie said at 7:51 PM 12-18-2003: that's still not me.
i know there's more than one katie in the world, and i don't have a premium on the name, so i guess i'll start posting as KT or something.
i didn't really have a point with that IM question, i was just being drunk and bitchy and wanted to talk to you or someone else. i used all the insulting vulgarity because i thought that's what would get a reaction out of you. wasn't catching any flies with the honey, you know.
my mother screams and swings hal around by the ankles even when i don't miscarry at christmas dinner, by the way. it's the fun game they play to display their love, the love which must remain unnamed.
brandon [email] said at 9:29 PM 12-18-2003: ha. no, I wasn't there that night. I don't know. You're questions have haunted me. You seemed frightened. Scared. Perhaps for your life. I dunno. I have to go meet linus at the elbo room and watch a band called linus.
sonny [email] said at 11:29 AM 12-19-2003: I walked into Brad's room to tell him to look at this one but he was re- enacting the scene already AS WELL.
amanda [email] said at 4:23 AM 12-19-2003: Ben's so cute when he's being molested while passed out, with the weird stabby bodybuilder about to sacrifice him!
