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pokey

The master is at hand!

I am here to do your bidding, Master. I am your slave, and you will reward me, for I shall be faithful. I have worshipped you long and afar off. Now that you are near, I await your commands, and you will not pass me by, will you, dear Master, in your distribution of good things

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[ posted by pokey at 11/03/2003 10:38:11 PM ]
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seth [email] said at 10:41 PM 11-03-2003:
Your hand is totally under the table gripping the "josh surprise"

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pokey [email] said at 10:42 PM 11-03-2003:
Actually, it's on his ass.

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mary [email] said at 10:43 PM 11-03-2003:
As if it's a surprise!

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Bendependent [email] said at 10:42 PM 11-03-2003:
killoggs has become quite a disturbing place in the last couple of days

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huddo [email] said at 10:56 PM 11-03-2003:
yeah, let's clean it up, people.

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mary [email] said at 11:17 PM 11-03-2003:
Let's clean *you* up, Mr. So-Called Huddo. Into the bathtub now!

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josh [email] said at 10:45 PM 11-03-2003:
Whoa.

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art said at 10:59 PM 11-03-2003:
why doesn't anybody split heads from the top down anymore? what's wrong with this world?

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brandon [email] said at 10:59 PM 11-03-2003:
Huddo is right, because huddo is love.

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brandon [email] said at 11:06 PM 11-03-2003:
1) That's totally not a regulation size picture.

2) You can give Bibbly a halloween picture/icon, but, for 2 years now, you can't draw me a fucking squid head.

3) Where's my squidhead?

4) CSI featured plushies this past weekend. I've never watched CSI before in my life, but, any show with plushies and furries can't be all bad.

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josh [email] said at 11:11 PM 11-03-2003:
its not a halloween icon.

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ed [email] said at 2:22 AM 04-24-2004:
It's.

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Michael said at 5:36 AM 04-24-2004:
damn, ed, throwing out the grammar correction? i'm shocked

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pokey [email] said at 11:14 PM 11-03-2003:
It is too regulation size!

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mary [email] said at 11:16 PM 11-03-2003:
Besides, regulations are for little people.

You know, the sort of people who can't even get a simple squid head. *shakes head*

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brandon [email] said at 11:18 PM 11-03-2003:
lick my nuts.

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pokey [email] said at 11:19 PM 11-03-2003:
I have a squid head. You can see the tentacles coming down out of my hat.

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zack [email] said at 12:30 AM 04-24-2004:
I have a squid head. You should see the tentacles soming out of my pants.

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zack [email] said at 12:30 AM 04-24-2004:
ARG!

COMING!!1

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brandon [email] said at 11:19 PM 11-03-2003:
oh, and the PW order, that I was literally just about to click "complete transaction" on. no way. Maybe if you put on a mit and look at in the mirror, then your mirror gay boy friend will buy it for you.

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Randy [ url ]
said at 1:13 PM 11-04-2003:
Complete with the brillianly comic line "Fur and loathing in Las Vegas".
I've never watched an episode of that show before, but admittedly, I was intrigued by that one and ended up watching it.
That show's got horrible writers. Horrible.

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kiche [email] said at 11:36 PM 11-03-2003:
dude, josh is just ripping off milky, he stuck a knife through his head first.

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Shell said at 11:41 PM 11-03-2003:
Huddo struck the first blow, actually.

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courtney [email] said at 12:34 AM 11-04-2003:
Shell is right. Here's the original post.

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josh [email] said at 11:45 PM 11-03-2003:
I didn't stick a knife through my hea,d either, it was shell and michael and bibbly.

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Shell said at 11:53 PM 11-03-2003:
Technically, it was just Michael. He did the real work. And it was Brian who kept threatening to stab you. I just brought the two of them together. A dream broker, if you will :).

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Michael said at 12:23 PM 11-04-2003:
Dammit, don't blame this on me, I get an image in my email with simple directions, I perform said tasks, return the image to the sender, and move on with my day. I exhibited neither intent nor initiative, I am only a hired gun.

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Shell said at 12:37 PM 11-04-2003:
Yikes! Credit, not blame. I thought you deserved credit for doing the actual task. You're the best hired gun, ever! Is that better?

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Michael said at 12:47 PM 11-04-2003:
damn right, sista

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pokey [email] said at 12:30 AM 11-04-2003:
Milky stuck the knife through his own head?

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mary [email] said at 12:38 AM 11-04-2003:
No, it was eliot smith, in the kitchen, with a knife, in his chest.

god, that wasn't even funny.

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brandon [email] said at 9:58 AM 11-04-2003:
No, it was Jeff Buckley, in the River, with the dog paddle, then a cramp.

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josh [email] said at 12:49 AM 11-04-2003:
test

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Rinaldi said at 4:10 AM 11-04-2003:
The fact that you are in the act, or have already commited the act, of collecting Josh's semen in that cup, deeply, profoundly disturbs me. ...."TEST"

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pokey [email] said at 5:00 AM 11-04-2003:
Semen? The chalice is for the blood, for the blood is the life, and the life shall be mine!

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