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Pirates

Dude, talice and I watched the Pirate movie and it ruled! Johhny depp was like this totally radical glam pirate with dreadlocks and mascara and bad teeth, and the female bitch was hott, and Orlando Blooms was ok, but he's no legolas. Seriously, the movie was awesomely fun. lots of great swordfights and zombie pirates & best of all NO BULLET TIME!
I like pirates, though. Maybe I'm biased.

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anotherben.. said at 9:11 AM 08-21-2003:
pirates are awesome. when i grow up i want to be a pirate. arg!

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andy [email] said at 9:40 AM 08-21-2003:
What's a pirate's favorite state? You all know these jokes.

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Randy [ url ]
said at 10:04 AM 08-21-2003:
Yeah, I was really disappointed to see that the movie wasn't rated R, for joke fulfillment reasons.

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Bryan said at 10:12 AM 08-21-2003:
What about at the end, when the female Haitian pirate cooed, "The Black Pearl is yours..."

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andrew d said at 9:48 AM 08-22-2003:
I heard it's rated "RRRRRRRR"!

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Michael said at 12:00 PM 08-22-2003:
Ha!

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Bryan said at 9:14 AM 08-21-2003:
No, I thought it was cool too. Depp carried the whole thing on his back! Without him, it still would have been good because the love interest was THE HOTTEST NEW STARLET IN HOLLYWOOD, oh my GOD was she SMOKIN!!! Hot cha! I mean, file under "T" and "A" !! Watta babe. Great lips!

They couldn't have sexed her up any better. Whooo doggies! Hotchie wotchie! A-blub-blub-blub-blub. Hubba Hubba.

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josh [email] said at 9:19 AM 08-21-2003:
She was 17 when she filmed that movie.

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ed [email] said at 11:54 AM 08-21-2003:
And she has ZERO "T" and very little "A". Proof:

Courtney pointed that out in this thread.

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Bryan said at 12:44 PM 08-21-2003:
I've never seen her in anything but the movie - and you gotta admit they did a GREAT job making her look good. And hell, even Kathy Bates looked okay is some movies. I hope Flynt bankrupts himself to get Keira and the Olsen twins together in the first ever multi-billion dollar 60-page Hustler layout.

Donate the record-breaking worldwide proceeds to CA and the budegt crisis: SOLVED. Hollywood magic!

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strepbrandon said at 1:03 PM 08-21-2003:
A Barely legal spread featuring the Olsen twins in fatsuits and blue gap double-teaming a presidential lookalike, complete with gapers, snowballing, ass-to-ass double penetration, and water sports would sell more than Harry Potter 5, Living History, and Treason combined. 1,000 years from now, fuck the incunabular Gutenberg. Real collectors would understand the value of the priaptic twins cathexic power.

If 6 billion people praying for world peace can't bring it about, perhaps 6 billion people wanking it to the Olsen Twins will.

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Bryan said at 2:31 PM 08-21-2003:
They missed the boat eight years ago with the "Girls of Friends" proposal I sent them. Everyone turned it down, from top to bottom: Playoby, Penthouse, Hustler, Juggs, Screw, Leg Show, Stumpers, Milkers...

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zack [email] said at 12:20 PM 08-21-2003:
and your point is? This is like the biggest Olsen Twin appreciation site without having that as it's stated interest. hahah too many perverts make the broth HOTT. (like the block)

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anotherben.. said at 11:44 AM 08-21-2003:
wait.. that wasnt wynona ryder?

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Bryan said at 11:53 AM 08-21-2003:
She was an updated, hotter Winona for the new millenium. Without all the bothersome whining, and more emphasis on open-mouthed breathless closeups.

Man! I've seen brunettes in Disney before, but... oh you kid!

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meenk said at 9:04 PM 08-21-2003:
Wynona + Natalie Portman = that girl.. and she outfoxes em both. Proof that math is ridiculous!

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ed [email] said at 10:43 AM 08-22-2003:
Wynona?

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meenk said at 1:49 PM 08-22-2003:
oopz! not wYnona!

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Shell said at 9:17 AM 08-21-2003:
"Fun" is the perfect description for this movie :).

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talice [email] said at 12:53 PM 08-21-2003:
Pirates are the new rock stars.

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Randy [ url ]
said at 2:22 PM 08-21-2003:
I thought rockstars were the new pirates.

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zacknotloggedin said at 2:35 PM 08-21-2003:
Pirates are the new Monkeys

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NathanK said at 9:46 PM 08-21-2003:
I just watched Gangs of New York, which likewise was nice because it had very few guns. After watching Bowling for Columbine, I've saturated my capacity to react to the image of a gun.

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Emmaleigh said at 12:48 AM 08-22-2003:
mr depp doesnt take his sirt off, does he? what the hell is wrong with hollywood these days?

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zack [email] said at 12:53 AM 08-22-2003:
no, but he looks nice and sweaty the whole time.

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Emmaleigh said at 9:23 AM 09-02-2003:
does it at least become dangerously unbuttoned?

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fran said at 7:54 AM 09-02-2003:
Hey Captain Jack sparrow wow!!! He's sooo hot same with orlando!!! He rocks at being a pirate ill tell you that iv seen it 4 times thats how cool and funny it is! And a little tip if you stay till the very end when all the credits have finshed you might be in for a bit of a suprise!! Well gota go johnny depp is calling!!! fran xxx

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