*carla* said at 3:44 AM 07-09-2002: My friend's dog ate the trash that contained her and her boyfriend's used condoms in it. He pooped them out, and that's how her mom found out she was having sex. MWAHAH. Every facet of that story is gross.
*carla* said at 2:16 PM 07-09-2002: Hey! The last dog I owned was back in da day when I was like 7. A cranky little terrier named Muffin. To my knowledge I was not sexually active then, so Boo-yah.
angele [ url ] said at 1:42 PM 07-09-2002: I thought that traditional haikus had 7 rather than 6 syllables in the middle line. In the box office at Visions there is a wall of Haikus scrawled by bored staff. The box office at Visions is terribly boring to work. We call it "the hole."
brandon said at 1:49 PM 07-09-2002: You're right, but "prophylactic peristalsis" was too long. I only speak to the people who come to my door hawking magazine subscriptions in hiaku.
angele [ url ] said at 3:34 PM 07-09-2002: good question. You're supposed to have at least one mention of nature in there. Maybe "frog" was conveniently only one syllable.
xmeredithx said at 4:54 PM 07-09-2002: you spelled her name wrong. you hardly ever spell anyone's name right. i suppose that's because you're a self-involved, ignorant bastard.
angele [ url ] said at 4:00 PM 07-09-2002: This story made me laugh histerically. What was the othr thing that made me laugh till I couldn't breath when we were all hanging out on the wall in CP?
huddo said at 12:47 PM 07-09-2002: sadly, you are what you eat. if you have a problem with your dog's "new attitude" perhaps you shouldn't associate with it. otherwise accept it with open arms. love is a powerful slap of reality. god bless.
Nathan said at 9:39 PM 07-09-2002: Content is so important, like a good foundation of a statue of statutes whose foundation supports other worthy causes for a tax-deduction.
Darryl [ url ] said at 11:37 AM 07-10-2002: I had a friend in High School who told me he would apply a layer of peanut butter to his penis and allow his dog to lick it off until he had an orgasm. Man's best friend, indeed.
