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xmeredithx

aw, shit

i stepped in shit today.

not dog shit, or any of the other usual kinds of shit.

people shit. human feces.

it was on the floor of the women's bathroom at my office. i'm currently collecting dna samples. i'm going to find the woman who did this.

[ posted by xmeredithx at 12/19/2001 02:34:17 PM ]
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Brandon said at 2:36 PM 12-19-2001:
Should be pretty easy, just look for the woman with the brown streak from where it rolled down the back of her leg.
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Bendependent [email] said at 2:37 PM 12-19-2001:
grody poo. me and my friend ayo watched a lady shit behind mcdonald's once. we were playing "crackhead olympics". she got the gold.
David said at 3:40 PM 12-19-2001:
Bleargh. Nasty. I say you blow the whistle and let the entire office know who the culprit is. Then they can laugh at her and call her Poopy Turdonica McShitStain III
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Buster said at 4:18 PM 12-19-2001:
I know a girl who once almost stepped in a big pile in a lady's dressing room. What's with you women?
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Boudet said at 4:41 PM 12-19-2001:
uh, gross
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jeni [email] said at 5:28 PM 12-19-2001:
one time i was sitting on the roaster at my former employers and someone went into the adjacent stall and proceded to do her thing in a profoundly musical and smelly way. from under the stall divider i noted she wore rather distinctive sandals and toe nail polish. then i heard her finish up quickly and exit the bathroom without washing her hands. a few minutes later i went to a meeting, it was someone's birthday and a box of krispy kremes and other goodies were being passed around. one of my project teammates handed me a bagel, i happened to look down just as i was about to bite on the bagel and recognized her feet. ugh. later that day she came by my office and wanted to use my computer for something, i ended up feeling like i should boil my keyboard after she left.
Daniel said at 5:57 PM 12-19-2001:
please change the topic. you all are grossing me out!
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    meredith said at 6:03 PM 12-19-2001:
    i'm the one with human feces caked into the grooves of my vans.
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kiche [email] said at 9:08 PM 12-19-2001:
What the fuck is up with that? Even at Sotheby's I would find a puddle of piss under the urinals.
Buster said at 11:25 PM 12-19-2001:
It's because we are all disgusting filthy animals. Humans as a species are nasty.
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Buster said at 11:29 PM 12-19-2001:
And why are you (Meredith) wearing a Kimono?
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    meredith said at 11:52 PM 12-19-2001:
    because i'm a ninja.
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Darryl X. said at 10:23 AM 12-20-2001:
Someone shit on the floor? What prison do you work at again...?
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