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What Three Things Are Best in Life?

1. Crush your enemies.
2. See them driven before you.
3. Hear the lamentations of the women.

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[ posted by craig at 11/14/2001 10:17:54 PM ]
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brandon [email] said at 10:29 PM 11-14-2001:
hee hee, conan the philosopher

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milky said at 11:44 PM 11-14-2001:
Can't beat those three...

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talysman [ url ]
said at 1:17 AM 11-15-2001:
you could beat them if you had a big enough stick...

ah, conan. the good movie, too. do not give me that "conan the destroyer" crap. "red sonja" was a better movie than "conan the destroyer".

but the first movie... yes.

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jeni [email] said at 3:08 AM 11-15-2001:
the first movie had an unintentionally funny transitition scene that had the entire audience giggling when i saw it in the theater: Boy Conan is chained to the millstone and 2 seconds later he's grown into Ahnold Conan. Why doesnt that happen to me after a few minutes on a stairmaster?

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talysman [ url ]
said at 10:46 AM 11-15-2001:
weird, we never giggled about that, although I and my friends made fun of lots of movies.

we did, however, giggle in the second movie when grace jones appeared.

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milky said at 11:06 AM 11-15-2001:
Big Willie Wilt was enough for me. Grace Jones clinched it.

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Boudet said at 11:24 AM 11-15-2001:
Beastmaster was just as cool.

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zack [email] said at 11:30 AM 11-15-2001:
Beastmaster was awesome! I like those bat-dudes that saved the day..
What a weird movie.

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squirrelgirl said at 4:26 PM 11-15-2001:
Cave Dwellers.

even cheesier.

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craig [email] said at 6:23 PM 11-15-2001:
1. Conan the Barbarian is awesome
2. Conan the Destroyer Sucks Ass
3. Beastmaster was into zoophilia
4. Red Sonja had a mullet

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talysman [ url ]
said at 10:15 PM 11-15-2001:
yeah. although I still like the first beastmaster movie, despite the cheese. the second beastmaster one -- where he travels to late-20th-century earth -- really really sucks.

red sonja was weird because it had a lesbian queen and a kungfu prince.

my favorite is still hawke the slayer.

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fenixe [ url ]
said at 7:55 PM 11-15-2001:
That makes me think of The Iliad.
I hope you take that as a compliment, cause it was meant as one. . .

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gen [email] said at 9:00 PM 11-15-2001:
lol Speaking of the Iliad... Anybody remember this?

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craig [email] said at 10:32 PM 11-15-2001:
Krull was awesome. So was Legend.

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milky [email] said at 8:18 PM 11-17-2001:
Krull was an interesting picture...

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brandon [email] said at 10:32 PM 11-15-2001:
What about Kull the Conqueror with dreamy Kevin Sorbo? Let's of kitschy tribadism there! And muscles! And muscles and bondage!

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nathan d. koenig said at 8:44 PM 11-16-2001:
I think that Wee Willy Winkens would win all of the battles and all of hte tournaments. He may not have time for male groupies, but his mind is organized and so he would have to exclude some from his aroma of victory.

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talysman [ url ]
said at 8:34 PM 11-17-2001:
oh gods, krull. I don't think awesome would be a word I would use for krull. music is pretty decent, though.

never saw legend.

excalibur and ladyhawke are excellent.

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milky [email] said at 8:38 PM 11-17-2001:
Liam Neeson was in both Excalibur AND Krull.

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