Recently, I was thinking about the trend in certain restaurants to give their desserts names that suggest peril or decadence, i.e., "Death by Chocolate." Here are some I came up with:
Kicked in the Ass by Chocolate
Malignant Chocolate
Merciless Chocolate
Unscrupless Chocolate
Triple X Chocolate
Clear and Present Chocolate
Lewd and Suggestive Chocolate
Unruly Chocolate
Chocolate Inferno
Slow, Painful Chocolate
Der Chocolate Fuerer
Chocolate the Terrible
Demented Chocolate
Flesh Eating Chocolate
Pedophilic Chocolate
Venereal Chocolate
eldritch said at 11:53 PM 11-06-2001: I think I'm the only person on the platform with this dessert that smells like it shit its pants and keeps yelling at me, where's my mace, chocolate.
josh [email] said at 11:54 PM 11-06-2001: Powdered Anthrax Chocolate
Chocolate Suffocation
Chocolate Filled Colostomy Bag
Necrotic Chocolate
Some Chocolate For That Ass
Chocolate So Good It Will Make You Ram A Six-Inch Spike Through Your Head
Chocolocaust
eldritch said at 7:49 AM 11-07-2001: Broken Shards of Chocolate Glass
Slovenly Prepared by Coked-up Chef Deadly Blowfish Chocolate
15 rat hair count per lb chocolate
It's not your mother's Chocolate
9/11 Chocolate
Chocolate to cut boxes with
The Alcoholic Chocolate of my Inner Child - By Tina
xmeredithx [email] said at 8:24 AM 11-07-2001: it's funny how if if you stare at the same word long enough, it doesn't even look like a word anymore and loses all meaning.
