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Awesomest Obituary Ever!

Every once in a while, when scanning the daily death notices, I come across a spectacular gem like this.

http://obits.nola.com/NOLA/DeathNotices.asp?Page=Lifestory&PersonId=99254817

I've never seen an obituary used to make stabs at others for not going out of their way to console the "grieving widow."


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[ posted by angele at 12/09/2007 06:23:48 PM ]
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myriam [email] said at 10:56 PM 12-09-2007:
Ah ha ha ha ha!

a) Bruce was as gay as can be.
b) She actually found it necessary to include a legal disclaimer at the end!
c) If you really love someone, you don't use their death as a way to 1) make a political statement and 2) illustrate your wealth.

ha! wow.
    angele [email] said at 11:12 PM 12-09-2007:
    Right there with you on A! There were so many times while reading this I thought: "is this for real?" I couldn't figure out where to take an excerpt. Every single sentence is fantastically looney.
      myriam [email] said at 11:37 PM 12-09-2007:
      It is truly fantastic. I think I'll spread it around a bit.

      They weren't divorced, they were amicably seperated and met for sunday brunch? ...after he came in from tending to his exotice parrakeet and his textiles collection?! GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY!
anthony [email] said at 12:31 AM 12-10-2007:
I bet he wrote this thing out himself.
meredith [email] said at 9:12 AM 12-10-2007:
That whole Sunday brunch thing is odd. What a weird obit.


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