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Bendependent

amanda is a bird that you just can not change...

well, amanda left the farm today, and as mean as i've always been to her i'll have to admit i was sad to see her go. it was kinda fun walking down the stairs and seeing a huge tent in the basement for the last two weeks. amanda is the most thrift store obsessed person i've ever met. she's a fiend. just about every day she would wake up and say "you wanna go to the thrift store?" it was really kinda impressive. we went to this goodwill record and book sale and she got all sweaty and beady eyed flipping through the records. she is like a weird little heroin addicted snake. or maybe like a handicapped seal that plays miniature golf all day with retarded baby pigeons. sometimes she reminded me of a dolphin on steroids that likes to read biographies about deceased homosexual midget authors. she's a freak. a damned weirdo. hopefully she'll come back to play with us again soon.

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[ posted by Bendependent at 03/06/2002 05:52:17 PM ]
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huddo [email] said at 7:38 PM 03-06-2002:
i knew amanda, too
she was an odd bird,
but i liked her.
she was all right...

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milky [email] said at 8:48 PM 03-06-2002:
Never knew the gal...

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xmeredithx [email] said at 9:32 PM 03-06-2002:
i didn't know amanda was leaving. i just met her on saturday, she was super cool. now i'm sad.

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*carla* [ url ]
said at 9:45 PM 03-06-2002:
well where is she going fer chrissakes!
Mars!?

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josh [email] said at 10:05 PM 03-06-2002:
I'll miss having Mandroid around.

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amanda [email] said at 12:04 AM 03-07-2002:
I'm going back to Wisconsin (for a bit of time, at least), and then who knows? If anyone wants to visit me and go sailing this summer, or wants me to visit and go thrifting with them, email me. I'm on unemployment for at least the next few months, and I'd like to travel and meet crazed internet weirdos during that timeframe, because that seems to be my lot in life.

Thanks you, The Dirtfarm, for letting me stay and feel like one of the cool kids...if only for a span of days. Also, Josh and Ben: You are so gay together. Just, like, you know...

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evan said at 12:42 PM 03-07-2002:
if you want to travel you should come down to new orleans. josh is coming down march 23rd, you can come down with him, or some other time, unless josh gets in touch with me and says that i'd probably really rather not meeting you...

my girlfriend has an insatiable thrift hunger too. you could get her off my back about going thrifting with her...

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josh [email] said at 2:02 PM 03-07-2002:
dude, i can't believe you offered amanda to stay with you. you're crazy.

actually, i think you met her already.

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amanda [email] said at 12:05 AM 03-07-2002:
thank you, bastards!!! thank you.

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nathan [email] said at 12:47 AM 03-07-2002:
In a way, she reminded me of a poodle made out of peppermints that sells lemonade in a park.

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amanda [email] said at 5:08 PM 03-07-2002:
I've always thought of myself as more of an otter that grants wishes and builds houses out of eggshells and glue to sell to people who have forked tongues.

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Ben said at 11:07 AM 03-07-2002:
exactly!

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mary [email] said at 12:53 PM 03-07-2002:
Amanda is a nice girl. She coulda wrote me a bad check and skipped out of town, but she did not. Now I trust her forever.

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milky [email] said at 2:14 PM 03-07-2002:
Come to Texas. You'll LOVE it here...

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