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xmeredithx

i would fuck jason bateman in a heartbeat.

i was talking to josh when the servers were down and he said i should update the killoggs as to my whereabouts, so here goes.

i'm living in a different virginny suburb now, more suburb than ever before, and working for a big, ugly, evil conglomerate of a media company. it's hellish and i've handed over my life in the shape of 14-hour days and always on-call evenings during which i just mostly get drunk to deal with the depression. it sucks, yes, but i also have money to afford sexy, sexy shoes, and you know, if you look at enough $600 pairs of prada, $50 for a yellow pair of sam and libbys is totally reasonable. or so it seems. it's an ugly paradox to compare your free time to gorgeous shoes, but i do it with gusto.

so. yeah. i wear very fun shoes now, if there's any real notable difference. i traded sneakers for stilettos and i can't really complain, as i have flabby calves.

luckily! i still drink! constantly!

the only other big thing is the poker, which is the main thing josh thought i should write about. i play poker all the time now, which makes sense as texas hold'em is pretty much everywhere. i grew up playing cards, my dad had taught me how to play poker before i could read, but he tends to be kind of a jackass as he deals from the bottom of the deck, counts cards, and in general cheats like a bastard. i'm not saying i don't do those things, i just try to pick my battles, and i try to be discreet about it, even when playing against family members.

right now, i'm saving up enough money ($10K) to enter the 2005 world series of poker. i have built up a somewhat decent reputation in this area, last week i was invited to play in a $3K tournament, but i chickened out. i had the starting cash, but if i lose i'd have to push back my world series entry to 2006, and i don't really want to do that. would anyone like to sponsor me? even finishing fourth in the wsop would be something like $60k. if i win anything, i'm going to open a shoe store slash bar, where we sell shoes until 2 a.m. to all the drunk girls. CLEARLY, this is gold. perhaps i can also sell the waterfall skirt. work on this, people.

i think that's it. i am drunkenly losing money in an online poker room at the moment, so now i will go pay attention to that.

[ posted by xmeredithx at 08/15/2004 10:07:19 PM ]
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zack [email] said at 11:12 PM 08-15-2004:
woah you're alive!

I am trying to get my dad to teach me how to play poker while I am visiting him.
carla [email] said at 11:29 PM 08-15-2004:
yay!

xmx.

I would help you fuck Justin Bateman if you needed any assistance. I know shagging hot ex-80's sitcom stars that have made recent unironic comebacks can be a hard task, and I'm willing to go the extra mile for the cause.


xo

c
michele [email] said at 11:42 PM 08-15-2004:
so, if you dont win in the WSOP you loose all 10k?
courtney [email] said at 12:08 AM 08-16-2004:
yay, hi, xmx!

good luck with WSOP. I've been a big player poker, m'self, for many many years. I know it can be tough for women in the world of poker, but you will KICK ASS!
brandonA [email] said at 12:42 AM 08-16-2004:
In other news from that gene pool, I saw a terrible Justine Bateman tv movie the other day and all I could think was " I want to lick every inch of her 38 year old body."
I watched the entire godawful thing.
I was never big on her in the eighties, either...
jeff [email] said at 1:08 AM 08-16-2004:
A professor where I work has a son that looks exactly like Kirk Cameron. Is that close enough? You know you loved the perm.
    rick [email] said at 8:49 AM 08-16-2004:
    I think he still has it and he and his perm may be seen in the cinematic version of "Left Behind."
arnie [email] said at 4:51 AM 08-16-2004:
A bunch of my buddies had a tournament last week which I had to miss. It was a pretty sweet deal too. $125 buy in to get $3,000 in chips, winner gets $1000, second place gets buy in back. I wanted sooo badly to play, but I had to work.
myriam [email] said at 11:10 AM 08-16-2004:
why is everyone getting all hot and bothered over poker lately? seems like everyone i know watches it on tv all week long and spends every friday night at poker games with friends. i feel like everyone has suddenly entered their 40s, grown a dick, gotten a stagnant 9-5 job and two whiny teenagers and left me behind. it's like Roseanne meets the Twilight Zone.

what gives? seriously what's so exciting about poker?
    xmeredithx [email] said at 11:14 AM 08-16-2004:
    winning lots of money.
    meredith [email] said at 11:15 AM 08-16-2004:
    Being good at it and beating everyone.

    Seriously. I went through my poker obsession phase when I was 13. Luckily I hit the phase early, so I was much better at it than all the other 13 year olds. So I took full advantage of beating everyone and winning all the time. Unfortunately we were generally playing for jolly ranchers. Being that we were all 13.
    art said at 11:40 AM 08-16-2004:
    I play with friends every other week. For me its about hanging out with firends, BSing, having some pops and maybe winning a coupla bucks.

    Plus poker kicks ass
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      courtney [email] said at 2:01 PM 08-16-2004:
      you said it, man.

      I've been playing with the same group of friends for 10 years now, and it's never been for the money. It's an excuse for us to all be together on a regular basis, catch up, and eat junk food.
      Woody said at 3:31 PM 08-19-2004:
      Also, you get say dorky things like "So river was the floppy Sisk and I was holding double gumballs."

      I love poker nerds. And by love, I of course mean despise.
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        art said at 3:37 PM 08-19-2004:
        "So river was the floppy Sisk and I was holding double gumballs."

        WTF??? You're holding your nuts and thinking about Josh? Man, you have issues...
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          Woody said at 3:53 PM 08-19-2004:
          You obviously don't play poker. Or at least, not with the guys I play with...
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    rick [email] said at 2:03 PM 08-16-2004:
    I think it may be because it is more accessible now. It has never been hard to learn how to play but now one does not even need poker buddies to play it as one can play it online or electronically. In fact, I have read that within the last few years one of the Horseshoe Casino's poker champions was a player who practiced only one his computer.

    I myself am eagerly awaiting a bouret craze to sweep the nation.

josh [email] said at 11:14 AM 08-16-2004:
fun times! flabby calves!


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