the personal e-mail address of a certain actor named robert redford has, by a bit of oversight, just been delivered to my e-mail.
(he uses AOL, which amuses me. a lot.)
now, the question is, what shall i do with it?
i'm leaning toward e-mailing him politely and asking him for 1. an autographed picture for my mother and 2. viggo mortensen's home phone number. i think that's pretty reasonable. and i'm sure he'll agree.
Lynn said at 3:06 PM 02-17-2003: So, if you have Viggo's number, to be a little less obtrusive, do you have his home address as well? Viggo wants to know.
brandon [email] said at 8:01 AM 02-21-2006: Timm, I want you to take a deep breath. Someone, in Iceland, using your very same computer, came here searching for animal sex. Timm, I want you to quietly and quickly gather a few necessary things and GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. That person could still be nearby and mistake you for some kind of animal. Some kind of fuckable beast. Timm. You must get out, now. You must leave. Hurry, Timm. Don't forget your Sigur Ros and Sugarcubes CDs.
kiche [email] said at 2:36 PM 01-10-2003: When the going gets tough, the tough get going
When the going gets tough, the tough get ready
I got something to tell you
I got something to say
I'm gonna put this dream in motion
Never let nothing stand in my way
When the going gets tough, the tough get going
I gonna get myself, cross the river
That's the price I'm willing to pay
I'm gonna make you stand and deliver
And give me love in the old fashioned way
Darling, I'll climb any mountain
Darling, I'll do anything
Oh can I touch you
And do the things that lovers do
Oh wanna hold you
I gotta get it through to you
Darling, I'll do anything
Oh can I touch you
And do the things that lovers do
Oh wanna hold you
I gotta get it through to you
'Cos when the going gets tough, the tough get going
Darling, I'll climb any mountain
When the going gets tough, the tough get going
When the going gets rough, the tough get rough
Oh, Baby, I'm gonna buy me a one way ticket
Nothing's gonna hold me back
Your love's like a slow train coming
And I feel it coming down the track
Darling, I'll climb any mountain
Darling, I'll swim any sea
Darling, I'll reach for the heaven
Darling with you lovin' me
Oh can I touch you
And do the things that lovers do
Oh wanna hold you
I gotta get it through to you
When the going gets tough, the tough get going
AngeleL said at 4:21 PM 01-20-2003: I thought that that Billy Ocean song was the theme to the Jewel of the Nile. Or was it the theme song to both of these cinema gems?
Baby Duck said at 2:27 PM 01-10-2003: "I'd sleep with Robert Redford for a millions dollars. Why? Cuz it's a MILLION DOLLARS! Sure it would hurt, but it would be like oww, oww, oww, ok give me my money.
Even if I spent $100,000 for medical bills and $100,000 for psychological therapy, I'm still up $800,000!"
Baby Duck said at 5:00 PM 01-10-2003: A comedian on Def Comedy Jam talking about bringing his girl to see Indecent Proposal:
Afterwards, she asked me, "You wouldn't sell me to Robert Redford for a million dollars, would you?"
"Bitch, I'd sell you for $50 and a nice pair of boots! For a million dollars I'd drive you there myself, walk you to the door, and ring the doorbell! Ding dong! Ding dong! Here she is! Here's that ho! Keep her for an extra night or two if you want. If you need anything, I'll be down at the swap meet."
cricket [email] said at 3:40 PM 01-10-2003: yeah yeah i'm an idiot. i caught it the second time around without the need of the cough thankyou very much brianbibbly who is now no longer a hottie.
xmeredithx [email] said at 3:49 PM 01-10-2003: yes, but that's not *really* the email address, merely a decoy that mr lawerly bibbly was deceived by! and you miss cricket were not fooled by the decoy. therefore, i think you can still consider bibbly a hottie, however a dim-witted hottie as such. ;-)
brianbibbly [email] said at 3:51 PM 01-10-2003: Yes I am a hottie, and also very very stupid. So stupid in fact that in 3 seconds I will completly forget how to type the english language . . . . uueidk dkewo kdhjt ohaneo sonvifheosl iehfod glip.
cricket [email] said at 3:53 PM 01-10-2003: you are absolutely right. he is a dimwitted hottie and you are a true woman. i think brandon is a fool for crushing on mister bibbly when he could have you...
brandon [email] said at 4:13 PM 01-10-2003: ..I mean seriously, why buy the goat, when you can sneak up behind one, bear hug it, and, I'm not saying this right, am I?
amycantloginbcisuk said at 8:16 PM 01-10-2003: are we gonna get an incest map, cuz i aint slept with none of you. ha. but i have seen some brightly colored public hair.
xmeredithx [email] said at 5:35 PM 01-20-2003: you're right. i should demand his address instead, and show up naked on his doorstep. that would work _so_ much better. thanks!!
cricket [email] said at 10:15 PM 01-20-2003: i could dress up as robert and you could show up on my doorstep instead. besides i am a lot younger and infinitely more virile...
RinoaZ [ url ] said at 4:11 AM 03-26-2003: I third, fourth fifth and sixth that! You really know his address? and phone number? And email add.? Maybe he doesnt even have one. Most stars don't....or say they don't!
