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 | milky [email] said at 2:56 PM 10-04-2002:
Just how many different countries HAS this lil guy been seen in? |
brianbibbly said at 3:00 PM 10-04-2002:
Dude gets around. He is his own promotional machine. Just think of the marketing possibilities! Catch him! |
kevin [ url ]
said at 4:18 PM 10-04-2002:
for all chupacabra related inquiries please consult art bell. art bell knows all. |
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| milky [email] said at 4:21 PM 10-04-2002:
wasn't he seen in like..Iowa, Missouri, Puerto Rico, Mexico, Guam, Africa and Kansas? |
anotherben said at 4:43 PM 10-04-2002:
he guest starred on the x-files once. maybe fox knows where he can be reached. |
 | zack [email] said at 4:48 PM 10-04-2002:
I saw that episode! there was no chupacabra! The silly migrant workers were calling this guy with an evil space fungus "El Chupacabra!" and running away from him. Total Rip. |
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| milky [email] said at 4:51 PM 10-04-2002:
Mna, I remember seeing that episode with Kiche and booing the TV |
Mr>AmArE!OnErS said at 5:11 PM 10-04-2002:
ALL OF YA'LL BITCHES NEED TO GET A LIFE YOU FUCKEN WHITE BOYS .. EVERY MEXICAN KNOWS THAT IT IS FFFAAAKKKEEE!!!!!!!!!!! |
brianbibbly said at 5:31 PM 10-04-2002:
That post was obviously made by chupacabra. |
Milky said at 5:44 PM 10-04-2002:
Years ago, an acquaintance came back from Mexico with some handcrafted Chupacabra wooden...idol or statue. It was sorta folk art, sorta ghetto...it looked pretty funny. Some people in Miami swear to have seen it (at tha club or somethin?). |
brianbibbly said at 7:17 PM 10-04-2002:
At the club, at the cantina, at the movies, whatever, he's out there and I need to speak with him (or her). Drinkin' all those caronas, bastard! |
Brandon said at 2:07 AM 10-07-2002:
Chupacabra is in league with the Shadow People. The next time your peripheral vision seems to indicate movement, and there's nothing there, it was just a sloppy shadow-person moving indiscretely between dimensional vortexes. Their relationship works like this: shadow people possess your body and drag you to chupacabra, chupacabra drinks your blood. Roman Catholics don't have to worry about Chupacabra and his thuggish shadow people because they have scapulas and crucifixes which Chupacabra erronenously beliefs means that they have AIDS, unlike Chimps, Chupacabra was originally fabricated in a U.S. goverment biowarfare base, and he can get AIDS. As a matter of fact, Chupacabra is very afraid of getting AIDS. Anyway, in America, when people disappear, they are usually homeless - and no one cares - or it is someone from the many protestant sects that exist in this country who do not believe in keeping crucifixes in the home. The individual is taken to Chupacabra who drinks their blood, and blames it one the woman whom is put to death, if it's Texas - or at the very least is forced to suck of the sperm of Chupacabra which erases all memory. Or Chupacabra just drinks her blood too. Gay people don't have their blood sipped by Chupacabra, because most gays have AIDS, and as we noted before, Chupacabra hates AIDS. HE HATES IT HATE IT HATES IT - because the last time he had AIDS he almost DIED and had to take lots of AIDS DRUGS until it went away.
In other countries, Chupacabra eats goats. Right now, I wish Chupacabra would eat the loud homeless man who is currently slamming all the dumpsters shut and making a lot of noise.
Hey, he stopped, thanks CHU RA!
People from Mexico, Central America, and South America should't hate on Chupacabra. He is pro-sandinistas, pro-shining path! Pro-RICIA! Anti-Pinochet! Anti-Korean! and Pro-Amazon! |
brianbibbly said at 3:20 AM 10-07-2002:
Notice how the above Chupacabra is staring wantonly at my neck as if he yearns to suck the blood from it. |
Brandon said at 3:44 AM 10-07-2002:
You should be happy! That means you don't have AIDS! |
bradley said at 2:21 PM 10-07-2002:
Or Chupa doesn't know that he's gay. |
courtney [ url ]
said at 3:42 AM 10-14-2002:
Chupa = "suck" (lit., "to absorb") |
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| milky [email] said at 9:53 AM 10-14-2002:
I knew that. I knew how to curse people in Spanish before I learned anything else.
Now I can really degrade someone. But I'd probably get beat up and besides, I got no beef with no one... |
 | brandon [email] said at 12:58 AM 10-14-2002:
ART BELL UPDATE 10/13/02 11:55pm CST:
In fact, chupacabra, mothman, big foot and the greys are terrestial creatures living in the HOLLOW EARTH that wander out through mines and natural fissures from time to time. They are not to be trusted. They may be in collusion with the shadow people. And, according to holy writ, they could be of DEMONIC origin.
I love me some Art Bell on Sunday nights. |
brianbibbly said at 1:30 AM 10-14-2002:
Excellent, excellent! Bwaaahaahaa! (Drums fingers together) |
 | kiche [email] said at 9:27 AM 10-14-2002:
dude, is art bell still on? |
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| milky [email] said at 10:10 AM 10-14-2002:
i think he un-retired some time ago |
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