Linus said at 1:07 PM 03-17-2002: And Jesus said to Strawberry Shortcake's cat, "We can't pull off this job without you. You are a master of unlocking."
"Mew," Strawberry Kitty replied defiantly, refusing to consent to Mr. Potato Heads half-assed plan.
She crept out into the night toward Mousetown, stepping across the hockey players discarded peanut shells.
kiche [email] said at 4:08 PM 03-17-2002: oh fuck! that's the jesus action figure! i saw one of those at a shop in the village last nite!
i tried to convince craig to get one. if he had then he could've had jesus get together with the transformers to gang up on the he-man action figures and the reptilian chick with high-heeled claw feet.
brandon [email] said at 4:33 PM 03-17-2002: It was a Christmas present, it comes with real "Floating Action" and a great non-commital biography on the back.
xmx said at 3:01 PM 03-18-2002: it's cool except one of his arms is broken. it doesn't bend. sort of weird for jesus and all.
what fun when i unwrapped dear jesus on christmas morning, though. my dad immediately took him from me and said "i am jesus!! now give me all your money!"
Linus said at 4:40 PM 03-18-2002: Your dad sounds like a blasphemously fun guy!
It's a little known historical fact that Jesus could only bend one arm. He always used it as an excuse for why he couldn't do the heavy lifting that Judas always got stuck with.
evan [email] said at 1:38 PM 03-18-2002: a girl in my photo class this semester did a portfolio using that jesus actions figure that actually turned out pretty well. in one photo he was holding a GI Joe Maching gun and pointing it at brittany spears on TV, and in another one, because the girl is a marijuana legalization activist, he has a pot button on and is holding a sign with a quote from the bible about how all the plants were made for the use of man...
