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WASHINGTON -- President Bush briefly lost consciousness Sunday after he choked on a pretzel while watching a football game on television in his living quarters, the White House said.

After fainting, the president tumbled to the floor from a couch, bruising his lower lip and suffering an abrasion the size of a half dollar on his left cheek, White House physician Dr. Richard Tubb said.

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brandon [email] said at 10:17 AM 01-14-2002:
My facial abrasion is bigger than the president's, and it's still bleeding!
    xmeredithx said at 10:20 AM 01-14-2002:
    what did *you* choke on, brandon?
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yetanotherben [ url ]
said at 10:53 AM 01-14-2002:
BenCorvus: this is NOT news
BenCorvus: that pretzel is going to the smithsonian
BenCorvus: and a touring exhibit of bush's esophagus
BenCorvus: replete with a flash game
Starpath 65: well
Starpath 65: they can put it in the smithsonian next to
Starpath 65: Reagan's colon polyps
BenCorvus: hehe
Starpath 65: ZAHN: Is there any hereditary link? We do know that his father had a fainting spell once on an overseas trip.
Starpath 65: OUCH.
Starpath 65: NEWS FOR THE TRULY IMBECILIC
BenCorvus: Pretzel sales fall sharply!
BenCorvus: Cheney renounces connection with the stadium-food industry!
BenCorvus: Auntie Anne's cries foul as lines disappear at local mall!
BenCorvus: soft pretzels are only allowed in the oval office, but they must first be blended into a shake
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NuckleheadEd [ url ]
said at 11:18 AM 01-14-2002:
He was watching the Ravens-Dolphins game. He choked and passed out for a second. Of course, the Dolphins choked too, but they were unconscious for the whole game.
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Daniel said at 12:30 PM 01-14-2002:
i think george is back on the sauce. i know i make lame excuses to cover up that i fell down drunk and dammaged myself.
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josh said at 1:06 PM 01-14-2002:
Quote from Routers : "There are indications that the pretzel involved may have ties to al Queda."
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milky [email] said at 2:00 PM 01-14-2002:
Was beer involved? I bet there was...


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