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woody

We're all puttin on a show

My current show is a matinee titled "Yes, I Really do Care About What Happened With You and Your Dog Last Weekend. Do Go On."

The previous showing was "I Love My Job" but that run has ended.

When do you feel your phoniest? What is the title of your show?

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[ posted by woody at 11/15/2005 12:44:16 PM ]
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myriam [email] said at 1:02 PM 11-15-2005:
"Yes, I'm Working Really Hard Here At My Computer. Hear All This Mouse-Clicking? Totally All In Vectorworks."

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Emmaleigh said at 1:11 PM 11-15-2005:
"Really you aren't the stupidest people I've ever met," smiles to people across the isle in class.

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woody [email] said at 1:13 PM 11-15-2005:
across the isle in class

Does Killoggs have an irony tag? I kid!

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Emmaleigh said at 1:22 PM 11-15-2005:
crap

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myriam [email] said at 1:15 PM 11-15-2005:
Yesterday it was "Wow, Your Preemie Was REALLY Only That Big When She Came Out Of You?"

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angele [email] said at 6:22 PM 11-15-2005:
"I'm not totally fucking depressed and sick from massive amounts of stress. I'm just a little tired"

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chrisx [email] said at 6:26 PM 11-15-2005:
Hey- that was my show! I guess I'll have to star in "I'm happy and successful, young and handsome: episode 666"

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brianbibbly [email] said at 6:29 PM 11-15-2005:
"Hey, it's cool that we don't have sex. What? Blue balls? No idea what you are talking about!"

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shauna [email] said at 6:36 PM 11-15-2005:
Here We Go Again (Again), Or: It is upsetting that that girl you are cheating with who's not really your girlfriend is so mean to you. yes, she does seem abusive. no, i'm not tired of hearing the same breakup/makeup gross-ass details over and over and over. oh! and i sure don't mind being put in a situation where i lie to at least 5 people by omission. do go on. naw, you're not an alcoholic! you make great decisions!

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atchafalaya said at 7:28 PM 11-15-2005:
"No the cleaning crew is fine. No, it doesn't bother me that the vacuum cleaner is louder than a jet engine. That actually helps me concentrate on this report by COB today. Anything else?"

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shelly [email] said at 8:02 PM 11-15-2005:
Wow, your kids are adorable. They sure do say the darndest things. Tell me more.

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ed [email] said at 8:32 PM 11-15-2005:
"I have no idea why I'm not dead yet. But I'll try to figure it out, no matter how much it sucks."

Wait, that's actually true. I'm supposed to give something phony.

How about this:

"No, really, I'm fine!"

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shauna [email] said at 8:47 PM 11-15-2005:
ed, can you go to my therapy session this week for me? those are my two stock answers.

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ed [email] said at 9:11 PM 11-15-2005:
I won't go for ya, but I'll go with ya.

Dude, I'll even split the fees.

This is from someone who has refused/disdained therapy for many more years than one would expect that it would have been needed.

I'm good at pretending to be okay, to most people. The few who see through my bullshit job are rare, or, except for one particular person that comes to mind, non-existent. Lots of people have called me on the bullshitting, but only one has poked through the "what" to even approach the "why".

And since I still haven't quite grasped the extent of "why", I'm just (as they say in billiards) "hopin' and pokin'."

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andrew [email] said at 9:03 PM 11-15-2005:
No, No. I've been awake for awhile.

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kara [email] said at 9:03 PM 11-15-2005:
"Aw shucks, really I'm not that great!"

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ed [email] said at 9:12 PM 11-15-2005:
Best answer evar.

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luster [email] said at 6:33 PM 11-16-2005:
is that a burl esque show? shekyotatas!!!

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anotherben [email] said at 10:47 PM 11-15-2005:
""im still cynical enough to participate in posts like this" - but seriously, i am still cynical enough to participate in posts like this."

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jake [email] said at 5:57 PM 11-16-2005:
I say things like "you've gotta do what you've gotta do" when I really mean, "You've clearly limited your perspective to avoid thinking about any options other than the one you've already decided is easiest."

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