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Dim Bulb

Way back in October, my front porch light stopped working.

I thought it had just burned out, so I climbed up on a step ladder, and I replaced the bulb. Problem was, the new bulb didn't light, so Anne and I thought, "Oh, great. Now we're going to have to pay an electrician hundreds of dollars to fix this," and we haven't had a front porch light since.

A couple of weeks ago, one of the light fixtures in my kitchen started flickering and sputtering whenever I'd turn it on. It did this for weeks, and it finally stopped turning on, at all, about 3 weeks ago. Around this time, we noticed that we had rats in our crawlspace (we don't have attics here in Los Angeles), and we both assumed that they had been chewing on the wiring.

We called an electrician about the problem, and he said he'd come out and look at it, but he never showed up. I called him three times, and he never called me back, so, last night, we called my wife's brother, who is really handy, and asked him what to do. This morning, we took down the fixture in the kitchen, and found that the wiring problem was not in the walls, but was in the fixture, itself. All we have to do is get a "wire net" for a few bucks at Home Depot, and re-hang the fixture. Total savings to us, for not having an electrician come out and tell us this? Well over $200.

Emboldened by our success in the kitchen, we went to the porch, to see if we could puzzle that one out...I took a new light bulb out there, and screwed it in...and it lit up. Turns out that the bulb I used in October was already burned out.

That's right. We could have had a front porch light all these months, but I wasn't able to discern the difference between a burned out bulb, and a working bulb.

The moral of the story? When you think it's the wiring, the problem may just be the bulb.

I'm Wil, and that's one to grow on.

[ posted by wil at 03/04/2002 01:02:15 PM ]
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xmeredithx said at 1:23 PM 03-04-2002:
how many riot grrrls does it take to change a light bulb?

none, riot grrrls will never change anything
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    xmeredithx said at 1:24 PM 03-04-2002:
    what's the difference between a pizza and a jew?

    a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
    [Reply To this] [#26540] [ip: logged]
    evan said at 12:33 PM 03-05-2002:
    how many rainer maria fans does it take to change a light bulb.?

    wait, rainer maria still has fans? they were so fucking 98...
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xmeredithx said at 1:24 PM 03-04-2002:
how many riot grrrls does it take to change a light bulb?

none, riot grrrls will never change anything
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    Nathan said at 5:19 PM 03-04-2002:
    Meredith, this is a great idea, you could just post in white text from now on!
    [Reply To this] [#26561] [ip: logged]
      xmeredithx said at 5:28 PM 03-04-2002:
      awwwwwwwwwww, nathan doesn't like me!!!! whaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! boo fucking hoo.
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    milky [email] said at 5:28 PM 03-04-2002:
    yeah, and they're not good for much anyway.
      mary [email] said at 5:39 PM 03-04-2002:
      I like riot grrrls. I like their records. I like to bring them pralines.
        milky [email] said at 5:42 PM 03-04-2002:
        All the riot grrls I ever met were just mean to me for no reason. And all they did was talk, they never did anything but bitch.
          brandon [email] said at 5:50 PM 03-04-2002:
          I like riot grrls, too, when they steam my milk just right, or do jangly dances for change.
          mary [email] said at 5:53 PM 03-04-2002:
          Not the ones I know. They do a lot of volunteer work, in addition to putting out music and zines and such.
            xmeredithx said at 5:55 PM 03-04-2002:
            you are all _so_ predictable.
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            brandon [email] said at 6:05 PM 03-04-2002:
            "volunteer work, music and zines" - I think these riot grrls need to get a grrduate degree and do something meaningful with their lives.
    brianbibbly [email] said at 6:29 PM 03-04-2002:
    Q: What does JFK Jr. and penguins have in common?

    A: They are both cute and neither can fly.
    brianbibbly [email] said at 6:30 PM 03-04-2002:
    Q: What does JFK miss most about Martha's Vinyard?

    A: The runway
    brianbibbly [email] said at 6:31 PM 03-04-2002:
    Q: What did JFK Jr. say was the first thing he would do when he got to Marta's Vinyard?

    A: 'Wash up' on the beach.

    I know, I know, these are old but the E true hollywood story reminded me of them ok?
milky [email] said at 1:26 PM 03-04-2002:
That's a bitch Wil...damn near the same thing happened at my parents' house.
loren [email] said at 2:57 PM 03-04-2002:
DIY bruh... DIY. I can't wait til i'm 60 and have a huge library of how to books. Sweeet.
Bendependent [email] said at 4:33 PM 03-04-2002:
Speaking of DIY, me and Josh had a little dirt farm DIY moment last night. We came home to realize that someone had locked the bottom lock on the front door; a lock that none of us have a key to. I tried to slide through Josh's window, but I wouldn't fit (plus all of my strength was going into laughing). Josh eventually got through his window and opened the front door for us. I really wish I would have gotten a picture of him with his legs hanging out of the window. It was kinda awesome.

So anyway, onto the DIY crap. Once we got into the house we decided to beat the crap out of the doorknob with a hammer.



And it will never happen again.
Bendependent [email] said at 4:34 PM 03-04-2002:
Amanda was there too.
vern said at 7:25 PM 03-04-2002:
WIL, WHY AM I NOT FAT ANYMORE? I DO NOT LOOK LIKE LARDASS HOGAN NOW, BUT I STILL HAVE A CAREER AND YOU DON'T!!
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    mary [email] said at 7:41 PM 03-04-2002:
    I am waiting for the day that Wil can post and not one single response will include a reference to Star Trek or Stand By Me.
      xmeredithx said at 7:52 PM 03-04-2002:
      i don't think that will ever happen.
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    josh said at 7:56 PM 03-04-2002:
    Wow, someone from the washington post doesn't like wil. who could it be?
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    josh said at 7:58 PM 03-04-2002:
    (and it's not mary or dianne)
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      xmeredithx said at 8:05 PM 03-04-2002:
      i want to make love to josh real slow, like a cookie monster.
      [Reply To this] [#26603] [ip: logged]
        xmeredithx said at 8:09 PM 03-04-2002:
        um, kidding? i don't see anything different, josh.

        ok, nevermind, now i do.
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    mary [email] said at 8:05 PM 03-04-2002:
    i AM
    (CANNONL, 3/04/02 19:51)

    i really am a wil wheaton fan
    (CANNONL, 3/04/02 19:51)

    frig
    (CANNONL, 3/04/02 19:50)

    but how does he know the wash post's ip?
    (CANNONL, 3/04/02 19:50)

    am i gonna be sued now?
    (CANNONL, 3/04/02 19:50)

    how? its impossible
    (CANNONL, 3/04/02 19:49)

    damn it. how did you see that.
    (CANNONL, 3/04/02 19:49)


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