So, it's time for another edition of the Definitive Guide to Who's Fuckable-in-a-completely-consensual- yet violent and oft-times scary way that could easily fling out of control into illegal acts of sexual battery were it not for a safe-word (drop the hyphens/spare the formatting) on Killoggs

"Now, now," you balk "Rape is NOT funny."

Never fear, I wholeheartedly agree.

Rape is not funny, at all. But it gives me a raging hard-on just thinking...

You know what, Killoggs, I'm sorry. Rape is a serious, serious evil that affects us one and all. I have no right to make light of rape, much less, inject it into my ongoing dialogue concerning my inappropriately sadistic fantasies about just raping the shit out of many of the nubile young bodies here - with their complete and informed permission, of course.

It should be noted that I respect women of all shapes and sizes, accept for whores who done me wrong.

Not only will I not submit a "girls of killoggs I'd like to have forceful intercourse with" post, I encourage you not to respond to this post with your own ideas. Furthermore, I encourage everyone to pick up a book by Andrea Dworkin, and ponder the suggestion that all intercourse is a form of Rape. Of course, don't let her biography interfere with her arguments. Rape is all around us, even when we're not raping or being raped. We are. So, I rape you goodnight. Rape easily tonight in your rape-beds, knowing that rape rape-morrow, you shall rape anew with the whole raping day before you to rape as you see rapingly fit.

A-rape, Rape-dieu and rape night
Breast,,
Brapeandon Rapely