gen [email] said at 7:30 PM 12-29-2002: I might just take you up on that invitation - Greyhound from New York to Baltimore is 42$... Tempting. This is the closest I'll be to Killogg Kingdom in a long time.
Ben said at 5:21 AM 12-30-2002: capricorns don't rule the earth. they just clumped all the useless people's birthdays into the same month so that they wouldn't have to waste the rest of the year making dumb people feel special. it's sheep month for birthdays. it is nice to get rid of all the dumb birthdays first thing so that the rest of the year can be good though. gotta eat your vegetables before you get dessert. capricorns got screwed in grade school too as far as what class they got to be in. january birthdays probably aren't as bad as summer birthdays i guess, but really the only good birthdays are in september, october, and november. everyone else has a worker bee drone ant office party birthday.
yeah. i'm just kidding. happy birthday you guys. let's party and stuff.
*carla* said at 8:04 PM 12-30-2002: I'd say having your birthday in July is where it be at but that's kinda not true because everyone is always away for the summer and can never come to your birthday jamborees. Still, being a cancer rules the school. When we aren't being obsessive, psychotic nutballs.
dianne [email] said at 4:08 PM 12-31-2002: mary and kara mae are cancers too. i want to know why all these cancers and capricorns are dominating killoggs. oh yeah -- cause that's what cancers and capricorns do.
that is, when the crabs aren't baking and the goats aren't bitching.
*carla* said at 6:08 PM 12-31-2002: There is nothin' quite like an aries female. For some reason most every girl I've ever dated has been an aries. They've also all been pretty busty. I wonder if they're is a correlation.
*carla* said at 6:05 PM 12-31-2002: It's strange because cancers and capricorns are polar opposites on the chart too. Coincidence!? BY GOLLY I THINK NOT!! It offers the utmost balance. What are you Dianne?
*carla* said at 6:38 PM 12-31-2002: WHOOOA!! A Skizz-orpio!! Do you sting with the scorpions tail? Eve is November 10th, I am a dork and I know this. Other scorpios include: Brittany Murphy, Q-Tip, Sisqo, Old Dirty Bastard, Tracy Morgan, Winona Ryder- oh and the list does nothing but continue!!
dianne [email] said at 6:57 PM 12-31-2002: ol' dirty bastard?! alright!!
i share my birthday (Nov. 13) with Whoopi Goldberg and Robert Louis Stevenson. those are apparently the only famous people born on this day, ever.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is a good scorpio book. i'm an altruistic, conscientious citizen, devoted to helping my fellow man ... except when they piss me off and i hafta kill the annoying motherfuckers.
