job hunting is the worst thing ever. i feel like the biggest loser in the hemisphere. and don't everyone agree with me, because i currently do not have the self esteem to handle it. i have been weeping myself to sleep for days. i can't even find a job as a fucking waitress. everything i am really qualified for, and really good at, is centrally located... in Asia.
short of getting teaching certification in missouri, i cannot teach anywhere except as a subsitute. and i remember vividly what we used to do to them.
no one needs a japanese tutor, and my hair seems t be scaring off all the childcare positions.
i think i am going to get very, very drunk tonight. on cheap shit. because that's all i can afford.
oh... i did get one call for an interview. my one joke-i-will-be-homeless-insance-and-starving before i work for you resume send.
starbucks wants me as a manager.
(insert howl of rage and shame.)
oh.. also, i found this anti-semitic cartoon, it was one of the ones submited for the contest.
absolutely brutal, eh?
