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josh

What the hell is wrong with people?

I just got this email:

I can't access my email. I don't know what my password is anymore. can you reset it?
Thanks,
_________

My job has literally nothing to do with email. I write scripts and maintain web sites. Why would this person, who I've never even spoken too, think that I can do anything to their email?

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[ posted by josh at 09/02/2004 03:48:24 PM ]
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josh [email] said at 4:07 PM 09-02-2004:
"too" is my weak link.

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cecil [email] said at 4:22 PM 09-02-2004:
Maybe it's a nice old lady who needs help from a young buck like yourself.

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ed [email] said at 4:24 PM 09-02-2004:
Maybe because YOU ARE A NERD?!?

Nerds can fix anything.

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anotherben.. said at 4:39 PM 09-02-2004:
hey josh.. my brakes are making a screee sound when i apply them on an negatively sloped incline, can you do something about that? also, the leaves on my ficus are turning yellow and curling at the edges. any ideas?

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woody [email] said at 4:45 PM 09-02-2004:
negatively sloped incline

WTF? Is that like a negatively increasing number? That is to say, a decreasing number?

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anotherben.. said at 5:01 PM 09-02-2004:
yeah..i guess you could call it a decline.

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meredith [email] said at 4:42 PM 09-02-2004:
Josh, where to I get the software for that scanner you gave me three years ago?

(I'm only partially joking.)

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myriam [email] said at 4:50 PM 09-02-2004:
THE INTERNERD.

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julie [email] said at 4:54 PM 09-02-2004:
Try a google search for the product brand name + drivers + download. I've found free, downloadable drivers for random things this way in the past.

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josh [email] said at 5:07 PM 09-02-2004:
yeah, seriously.

or buy a new scanner. you can get a better scanner than that one for probably $50 now.

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meredith [email] said at 11:08 PM 09-02-2004:
Yeah, I was thinking of just buying a new one. But it's nice to have to remember you by.

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josh [email] said at 10:22 AM 09-03-2004:
take it apart and make it into wall art

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meredith [email] said at 10:24 AM 09-03-2004:
Hmmm. Perhaps I could somehow sculpt it into a version of your tank top head.

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julie [email] said at 10:25 AM 09-03-2004:
Take it out into a field with your disgruntled office buddies and hit it with a bat while listening to rap.

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josh [email] said at 10:26 AM 09-03-2004:
Julie can always be depended on to pinch hit with a movie reference.

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julie [email] said at 10:27 AM 09-03-2004:
What? They do that in a movie? Dammit, I have to start trademarking my shit.

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rick [email] said at 10:29 AM 09-03-2004:
I have not seen that film either.

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abby [email] said at 4:54 PM 09-02-2004:
josh, quit being a jerk and reset the woman's fucking password.

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John at work said at 4:55 PM 09-02-2004:
Don't ask questions Josh, just fix it. You don't know how to fix it? Well you find a way to fix it mister!

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cousin daniel said at 7:50 PM 09-02-2004:
actually, i need my password reset! let me pull it out of my pants.

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josh [email] said at 8:19 PM 09-02-2004:
pretty pathetic if thats the best you've got

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ed [email] said at 8:27 PM 09-02-2004:
PASSWORD TOO SHORT.

Hahaha!

/still one of my favorite nerdy jokes

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jeremy [email] said at 10:20 PM 09-02-2004:
dear josh,

When my air conditioner in my bedroom is on and my girlfriend attempts to use her hair dryer (which is every morning) in the bathroom, it blows a fuse. This is very frustrating to me and I was wondering if you could something about it.

Sincerely,
J. S.

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