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Park Avenue Drama



[ posted by kara at 02/10/2005 06:31:49 PM ]
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kara [email] said at 6:42 PM 02-10-2005:
to redeem myself for stealing this from the front door of my building, I will now return it with the following improvement:

    arnie [email] said at 6:37 AM 02-11-2005:
    Can somebody please tell the Sketchers corp to at least put matching shoes on poor Xtina's feet!?!?!
kara [email] said at 6:49 PM 02-10-2005:
I hate making a million responses to my own post but this is less confusing



sorry josh
josh [email] said at 7:10 PM 02-10-2005:
hahah awesome
myriam [email] said at 10:21 PM 02-10-2005:
this is a unique and meaningful life lesson. i am glad that i have learned this today. my paper-stealing days are OVER thanks to the saving power of karma.
brandon [email] said at 11:10 PM 02-10-2005:
If you're any kind of asshole, you'll wipe your ass and then a dog's ass with the ten dollar bill before supergluing it to that bitchy little notice.
    kara [email] said at 11:46 PM 02-10-2005:
    hey man I wasn't stealing the paper I dont read the news
      brandon [email] said at 2:35 AM 02-11-2005:
      All the more reason to inflate the misunderstanding between the real thief and the subscriber. Sometimes the best revenge is taking revenge for someone else without his knowledge. It's kind of like being a revenge gnome.
sonny [email] said at 2:23 AM 02-11-2005:
hottttt
kara [email] said at 9:48 AM 02-11-2005:
The note was gone this morning
josh [email] said at 10:16 AM 02-11-2005:
i'm glad you documented this! i wonder what the person thought when they saw it...
    kara [email] said at 10:25 AM 02-11-2005:
    I wish I could see. I saw a guy looking at it last night as he came in the building. I wanted to avoid being seen, lest I face the wrath of this angry ex-Baltimore Sun subscriber.
dave [email] said at 10:27 AM 02-11-2005:
kara you need to submit this to
http://www.foundmagazine.com/
    kara [email] said at 10:35 AM 02-11-2005:
    I have mailed him some stuff before... a note from our front door new years eve that said:
    "Dear Patrick, Happy New Year. Gone out, Happy New Year. - you wife"
    However, I put this sign back on the front door. Does he accept just scans of the stuff?
      dave [email] said at 10:44 AM 02-11-2005:
      yup!

      "can i send you scanned submissions?

      sure! send digital files to our receiving office: finds@foundmagazine.com

      some tips for the scanning images? of course, we'd appreciate having the best scan possible- meaning an uncompressed .jpg or .tif image scanned at 300dpi at 100 percent or greater. we realize that these files could get fairly large, but in order to get them in the magazine we need some half-way decent resolution. if you can't send something of this quality, no problem- send it anyhow- we'll see what we can do."
        kara [email] said at 10:46 AM 02-11-2005:
        I sent this one just now but I have a 300dpi tiff at home (I scan everything at that res)
josh [email] said at 10:48 AM 02-11-2005:
I didn't realize found takes scans... I have some stuff I should send em!
myriam [email] said at 1:15 PM 02-11-2005:
this was written in a really nice, strong, legible hand.
shauna [email] said at 4:05 PM 02-11-2005:
"love how angry this person will be!"
abby rocks.
    myriam [email] said at 4:07 PM 02-11-2005:
    shauna did you know that you can respond right to people's resposes? it's the "reply to this" button. if you knew already, sorry to interrupt
shauna [email] said at 4:35 PM 02-11-2005:
i know nothing about nothing, actually. just ask josh. or anyone wanting to see the movie "open water." thanks!
brad [email] said at 6:21 PM 02-11-2005:
send it to found magazine


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