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Midget Passing

Ok, so Pedro has officially lost his mind. He is so loco-latin rich that he has a midget he brings into the clubhouse for good luck and passes around whenever the Sox win. Seriously.

This prompts the question: Would you like a good luck midget? If so, after which activities would you pass him around?

For example:

Judge: All rise. Mr. Foreman (not George) what find you?

Jury Foreman: We find the defendant not guilty.

*cheers. midget passed around defense table into jury box. jubulation.*

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Mike F. [ url ]
said at 3:13 AM 10-27-2004:
Sorry to rain on the parade, but the midget (who, for the record, was in 'The Island of Dr. Moreau' with Brando- no shit!) hasn't been around for the past few games. Still no denyin' that Pedro (and more than a few of the Red Sox) is crazy. Didn't matter a bit tonight, though.

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josh [email] said at 10:13 AM 10-27-2004:
How cool would it be if the Cards rallied and we got to a game 7 again?

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brianbibbly [email] said at 10:14 AM 10-27-2004:
Not too much Midget passing would ensue, but yeah, game 7 would be rad.

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reggie [email] said at 10:35 AM 10-27-2004:
That wouldn't surprise me in the least.

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josh [email] said at 10:38 AM 10-27-2004:
then there would have to be some serious discussion of whether or not it was intentionally planned to breathe some life into MLB...

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brianbibbly [email] said at 10:41 AM 10-27-2004:
I might be wrong, but i think the MLB is doing allright, at least compared to the shitty NHL or the soon to be really shitty NBA. Nobody will ever touch the NFL, but they have a concentrated 16 games while the others play well over 50 a year.

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kevin [email] said at 11:24 AM 10-27-2004:
playoff baseball and hockey is fun. though it's too bad they can't ($$$) cut some of the regular season games. the regular season just drags especially when your team is doing sucky.

the nba is just boring. washington wizards. bleah.

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abby [email] said at 10:29 AM 10-27-2004:
is there a baseball reason for the goggles?

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brianbibbly [email] said at 10:30 AM 10-27-2004:
Yeah. Because Pedro is loco.

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ed [email] said at 11:41 AM 10-27-2004:
Champagne stings the eyes. I believe this photo was taken after game 7 of the ALCS.

Oh, and Pedro is loco.

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meredith [email] said at 10:35 AM 10-27-2004:
This has to be one of the best post titles of all time.

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ed [email] said at 10:36 AM 10-27-2004:
Yo, quit bogarting! Pass the midget!

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cecil [email] said at 3:57 PM 10-27-2004:
...on dee leff han side

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ed [email] said at 4:29 PM 10-27-2004:
HAHAHAHA! I'm sorry, but whoever said that Brandon is the new Cecil is dead wrong.

BRILLIANT!

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dave. said at 1:59 PM 10-27-2004:
lakers win nba, then angels win mlb. patriots win nfl, then sox win mlb... coincedence?

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ed [email] said at 2:43 PM 10-27-2004:
Let me go out on a limb here: Uhhhh, yes?

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myriam [email] said at 3:58 PM 10-27-2004:
southern californians and new englanders have plenty of money to waste?

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kevin [email] said at 4:01 PM 10-27-2004:
conspiracy -a-go-go

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Mike F. [ url ]
said at 2:43 PM 10-27-2004:
If there's another game seven I am going to jump off a bridge. Seriously.

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