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neal

Monster Networking

So, you know, I'm looking for a job these days and I signed up with monster.com. Apparently, they have this thing called "Monster Networking" where it's suppose to put you in contact with people who have the same intrest or career goals as yourself. Well, "Monster Networking" seems to think me and this woman should "network".

I bet we do have a lot in common. She's a CLUB GUEST/VIP AGENT. I bet we could really further each others careers. Way to go, your the Monster!

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[ posted by neal at 07/22/2004 02:49:07 AM ]
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brandon [email] said at 2:59 AM 07-22-2004:
FUCK HER IN THE ASS, NEAL. TEACH HER HOW WE NETWORK DOWN-OUTH BY FUCKING HER IN THE ASS.

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neal [email] said at 3:10 AM 07-22-2004:
I'll show her what a "monster" cock I have. I'll "network" all up in her mouth.

crowd responds oh, no he did'ant

Yes, once again, I just did.

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brandon [email] said at 3:19 AM 07-22-2004:
Make sure that you have a "firewall" up; you wouldn't want to "download" a "virus" and get "AIDS" and "die".

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brandon [email] said at 2:59 AM 07-22-2004:
~DOWN-SOUTH

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neal [email] said at 3:03 AM 07-22-2004:
I keep trying to respond, but killoggs give me a message that "I'm a dick, and therefore not allowed to respond".

Well, fuck Josh and his shitty coding. Apparently, this is the Sisk Universe and he get's to dick-tate what's free speech. What a fucking God Complex that motherfucker has!

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brandon [email] said at 3:05 AM 07-22-2004:
That's right, FINGER HIS brown-eye with your harsh WORDS, NEAL. Dick-berate the DICTATOR.

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josh [email] said at 9:47 AM 07-22-2004:
I think I see why you may have gotten that error, and I should have fixed it.

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neal [email] said at 3:17 AM 07-22-2004:
Henry Weinhard's is one fine lager.

Also, like Jack White and Loretta Lynne sing: Portland Oregon and Slow Gin Fizz, if that ain't love then tell me was is. Uh-hun.

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brandon [email] said at 3:21 AM 07-22-2004:
Have you tried Hoegaarden yet? It's like the new Zima, and I know how much you like Zima.

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neal [email] said at 3:58 AM 07-22-2004:
Hoegaarden? Is that what they are calling The Chimes now?

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meredith [email] said at 10:59 AM 07-22-2004:
Ha ha ha! I miss Neal.

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kiche [email] said at 9:21 AM 07-22-2004:
you should get to networking with her.

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craig [email] said at 9:58 AM 07-22-2004:
She has a lovely shit-brown aura about her.

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josh [email] said at 2:44 PM 07-22-2004:
Hey Neal, that image is 273KB.. That's like... REALLY REALLY BIG.

Assumming that image will get loaded... lets say.... 5000 times today... That's almost 2 GB of bandwidth you ate up by not sizing that picture down to something more managable.

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Woody said at 3:54 PM 07-22-2004:
Yeah, but did you see her? SO worth it.

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abby [email] said at 4:22 PM 07-22-2004:
charo?!

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art said at 4:24 PM 07-22-2004:
Bride of Godzilla

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kate [email] said at 8:10 PM 07-22-2004:
um, neal. why would it say you should network with a "club guest/vip agent." it's obvious she is a madame.

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kate [email] said at 8:11 PM 07-22-2004:
also, i do believe the hair that is billowing off of the crest of her skull is actually fake, a wig, a weave...ya know? is that what the west coast does to you?

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