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 | julie [email] said at 11:08 PM 07-21-2004:
Ooh, is this a riddle? I fucking love riddles. |
 | brandon [email] said at 11:10 PM 07-21-2004:
Fuck you, Neal, you fucking fuck. |
 | pokey [email] said at 11:25 PM 07-21-2004:
My heart just broke. I thought you'd changed. |
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| brandon [email] said at 11:34 PM 07-21-2004:
No, dear, Neal is an old friend - the friendliest. He wants us to curse. It makes him happy. |
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| pokey [email] said at 11:42 PM 07-21-2004:
BUNS-HOLE! |
 | jake [email] said at 11:11 PM 07-21-2004:
Fuck you, man, I totally read what you wrote about me.
You fucking riddler. |
 | milky [email] said at 11:27 PM 07-21-2004:
Neal, hey, I gotch yer website right here, fuckface1 |
Connie [ url ]
said at 12:13 AM 07-22-2004:
Fuckin' fuckety-fuck! |
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| brandon [email] said at 12:15 AM 07-22-2004:
FUCK MY DOG-DICK, NEAL |
 | neal [email] said at 1:27 AM 07-22-2004:
The O'Reily Fag Story
Fuck you Brandon. No matter how hard you try, you're never going to look exactly like those fags from Franz Ferdinand. I'll admit, your close. You have the fag part down, but you still don't have that european homo look down yet. Go fuck Joaquin a couple of more times. I bet the nazi cum gives your hair that "wet look" all day long.
(sidenote: I know I've overdone it with calling you a fag in this reply. It's only because I saw that post you made when you returned to killoggs where you said I moved to Seattle because it was the gayest place on earth. That's not correct. The gayest place on earth is anywhere you are.)
Fuck, fuck, fuck you.
P.S. I'm drunk. |
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| neal [email] said at 1:27 AM 07-22-2004:
The O'Reily Fag Story
Fuck you Brandon. No matter how hard you try, you're never going to look exactly like those fags from Franz Ferdinand. I'll admit, your close. You have the fag part down, but you still don't have that european homo look down yet. Go fuck Joaquin a couple of more times. I bet the nazi cum gives your hair that "wet look" all day long.
(sidenote: I know I've overdone it with calling you a fag in this reply. It's only because I saw that post you made when you returned to killoggs where you said I moved to Seattle because it was the gayest place on earth. That's not correct. The gayest place on earth is anywhere you are.)
Fuck, fuck, fuck you.
P.S. I'm drunk. |
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| brandon [email] said at 1:45 AM 07-22-2004:
Fuck you Neal, you art-fag. Why don't you go break into Seattle Art Museum and cut a hole in one of Balthus's depictions of adolescent girls, because women aren't interested in you.
And you know what, Franz Ferdinand, may be a bunch of fags but they've appeared on both Top of the Pops and they've written the best "John I'm only Dancing" interpretation since Annie Lennox's "Into the West." Maybe I am fucking Joaquin, maybe he puts the clamps on me, but at least
I'm not sharing sloppy seconds on Blevins with some guatemalan divorcee who takes the shape of whatever container she's sitting in. But, I guess for all your city-boy aspirations, you've never been able to banish the country, you've always gone for the outdoorsy, Kaczynski types.
Fuck you, Neal, you sodden lush.
Brandon |
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| neal [email] said at 1:59 AM 07-22-2004:
Fuck you Brandon. Believe me, I know that women are not intrested in me. That's why I started to have "relations" with pre-adolesent teen boys. You'd be suprised at what a Game Cube and a $40 bag of cocain can bring into your life. |
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| brandon [email] said at 2:12 AM 07-22-2004:
Oh I know, I know the kind of tail it can fetch, but, a decent human being would inject an opiate, you sick fuck, you insist on them being wide-awake during the penetration, the tearing, the perspiring, the moaning, the humiliation as the loosened bowels defeated by the manly intrusion progressively leak more and more. |
 | abby [email] said at 2:20 AM 07-22-2004:
merciful lord above |
 | ed [email] said at 2:35 PM 07-22-2004:
And you told Josh and me to shut up? |
Woody said at 7:30 PM 07-22-2004:
And rightfully so, nerd.
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| brandon [email] said at 1:48 AM 07-22-2004:
And you know, I may shop the International Male Catalog, but at least I look good in it. Worn anything unflannel lately, Neal? |
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| neal [email] said at 2:11 AM 07-22-2004:
Brandon, your gayer Alan Cummings.
crowd responds oh, no you didn't!!!
Yes, I just did. |
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| neal [email] said at 2:30 AM 07-22-2004:
gayer than Alan Cummings.
The more I drink, the harder it is to write.
(Jeez, I'm going to feel like an asshole when I re-read all this shit tommorrow. Good thing killoggs post are erased every day. Wait, no? Aw, Fuck. Our kids will read this some day and realize what fucking alcoholic morons we are. Hey, Neal Jr., while your reading this I want you to know that you were a mistake. I never loved your mother. She was just the easiest piece of skank-ass pussy I could find when I was drunk. Well, back to sea I go! |
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| brandon [email] said at 2:36 AM 07-22-2004:
This is just to remind Neal Jr. about what happened to the baby(s?) who displeased him. |
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| brandon [email] said at 2:38 AM 07-22-2004:
~you, damnit, you dumb, fucking drunk, you know how fucking late you've kept me up? You do realize it's 1:45 where I am, I don't have time for this shit. Neal, I don't have time for this shit. |
 | kiche [email] said at 9:26 AM 07-22-2004:
those pictures of the asians eating babies makes my heart happy. |
 | meredith [email] said at 11:03 AM 07-22-2004:
Kiche just made me spit-laugh. |
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| brandon [email] said at 11:36 AM 07-22-2004:
Personally, it just provokes my craving to one day taste human flesh. But, I want mine untainted formaldehyde.
I'm torn though, I mean, do I want my fetus bathed in sauce? Or, do I want it stewed in it's own juices.
There is something just, wonderful, about being able to relate truthfully that last night, you had the best plate of baby-back ribs ever. And no one would be the wiser. |
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| kiche [email] said at 11:55 AM 07-22-2004:
this sounds like a conversation you should be having with that special someone. |
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| brandon [email] said at 11:56 AM 07-22-2004:
A, durrr, Kiche, that's why I'm telling you, dude. |
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| brandon [email] said at 2:32 AM 07-22-2004:
Neal, you're more fey than Carson Kressly at a Patty Duke book signing. |
Joaquin Volger said at 1:42 AM 07-22-2004:
Me and Brandon had a beautiful relationship while it lasted. He won "a pound a of cock" every night we were together. He always knew the answer to every trivia question I asked was to lick my german nut sack. I wish I could have keep him in my life, but even I, Joaquin Volger, wasn't gay enough to satisfy his never ending thirst for cock. |
 | zack [email] said at 4:30 AM 07-22-2004:
it's JOAQUIM |
carly said at 4:33 AM 07-22-2004:
joachim |
 | josh [email] said at 12:38 PM 07-22-2004:
A POUND OF COFFEE! |
Chris Lundgren said at 1:45 AM 07-22-2004:
I always knew Brandon was cheating on me with Joaquin!!! |
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| brandon [email] said at 1:47 AM 07-22-2004:
Chris, Joaquin, I can explain, just, please, let me explain. |
 | anotherben [email] said at 1:52 AM 07-22-2004:
neal.. you are like.. so cool man. like really. no. seriously. |
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| neal [email] said at 2:04 AM 07-22-2004:
Thanks a fucking lot, Ben. That really means of fucking lot to me. Your pretty fuck, fuck, fucking cool. Fucking cool, man. Fucking cool. |
Chris Lundgren said at 1:53 AM 07-22-2004:
There's no explaining, Brandon. You have no idea how much this hurts. I had real feelings for you. All those times I called you mother a fat bitch I was just trying to destroy your confidence so that you would never leave me. God, this pain hurts. It doesn't hurt as much as anal sex, but it still hurts pretty bad. |
art said at 10:08 AM 07-22-2004:
Because 'shit' just doesn't cut it. In fact, fuck is so overused I think Killoggs needs a new cuss word.
Something with more punch. |
Woody said at 11:49 AM 07-22-2004:
Metrosexual? No wait, that was last year apparently. Brandon? That could work. 5 points for the most creative use of the new ultra-shocking cuss-word "Brandon". |
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| brandon [email] said at 11:53 AM 07-22-2004:
Woody, I know that you're still angry about a lot of the horrible things I've said to you. And I no I totally deserve your scorn. But, I just want you to know, that I won't be provoked anymore. And that you should know, that I've vouched for you, Woody - yes - in private clubs, I've stood up and said, "Give that man a head." Because, Woody, deep down, I've always respected you, your integrity, you intelligence, and your wit. Thank you, Woody, for being a part of our community. |
Woody said at 1:07 PM 07-22-2004:
Go Brandon yourself. |
Woody said at 1:10 PM 07-22-2004:
Oh, Brandon it all! I may just be becoming the next Brandon. I feel something bubbling inside me.
No, my mistake. It appears to just be a stomach bug. Excuse me while I go take a monster Brandon. |
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| brandon [email] said at 1:30 PM 07-22-2004:
Yes, I deserve this - and worse - Woody, but, I'm really not going to engage in this kind of thing anymore.
I'm through with it. It's time to move on. To grow up. To explore different avenues of life. |
art said at 1:43 PM 07-22-2004:
Don't bother. They are all dead ends. |
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| brandon [email] said at 1:47 PM 07-22-2004:
I figured that, I hope I come upon a cul-de-sac's, and then I can just go around in the (de)illusion of going somewhere. |
Woody said at 3:40 PM 07-22-2004:
I assume you don't really speak French. A "Cul-de-sacs" isn't what you think it is... |
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| brandon [email] said at 3:45 PM 07-22-2004:
My friend, I beg to disagree. Cul-de-sac is often used in the states to refer to a traffic impediment that forces cars to curve to one side through an intersection, or to describe a road without any outlets which terminates in a circular drive laid down around a median, allowing the driver to merely drive around and out of the cul-de-sac, rather than having to stop and back up.
Certainly, you wouldn't got to England and insist that they are wrong when they call their elevators, lifts, merely because a lift is used to describe something entirely different in the states.
But if you insist, Woody, I must say that you are probably right, and I do apologize for offending your well-honed sensibilities. |
Woody said at 7:26 PM 07-22-2004:
Actually, it was a cheap joke about "sacks" and how that might get you excited. Brandon-face. |
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| brandon [email] said at 3:12 AM 07-23-2004:
For even cheaper thrills look up a certain, German duck whose linnean name uses "cul". |
art said at 3:52 PM 07-22-2004:
doesn't it have something to do with castration? |
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| meredith [email] said at 11:06 AM 07-22-2004:
Neal, please post drunk often. |
Michael [ url ]
said at 3:19 AM 07-23-2004:
This whole thread rules. The whole Neal/Brandon repartee is nearly transcendent. | |
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