amanda [email] said at 11:00 AM 01-14-2006: That's quite reminiscent of one of the fine pieces in my phallic symbol collection (donated by Steve and Vera C___):
amanda [email] said at 12:59 PM 01-14-2006: One has to wonder if this was intentional. There is no way that that statement was put above that graphic and someone didn't notice that it was suspect.
I think that my favourite part is that they included the American flags at the base of the obelisk.
brandon [email] said at 8:22 PM 01-16-2006: You too? Thank god! I thought my freakishly huge balls were exactly that, a freak. Are yours covered in what appears to be shag-carpeting, too?
cecil [email] said at 8:27 PM 01-16-2006: Sorry, they are glossy and transparent just like the windows. I have software that can give me my sperm count via iSight camera. Currently: 37, but I should be up to 37,000 in about 20 minutes...
brandon [email] said at 8:40 PM 01-16-2006: Windows? Amateur. I have a Peanut Linux build that allows me to monitor sac temperature and nutrient flow to any active micro-organism cultures stored in my taint. Also, with Linux, mounting and unmounting is a cinch.